..:FFotM:.. [June]

[AA7]

Originally Posted by -Ty-

10,000 Surely isn't a lot of words, if I even want to get in the middle of the plot of a story I gotta be at at least 10,00 words.

Fine no restrictions on word count.

[Shivam]

I might enter this... Writing short stuff could be quite fun ;D. I'll see what happens =P.

[~NATE~]

Originally Posted by -AJ-

Fine no restrictions on word count.

Lawl, good luck when reading all of these. xp

Also, mine's about halfway finished. It probably won't be that great, since it's technically the first time, but I like it and I'm having fun with it. =)

[Hiroko]

Here it is -my entry! I hope y'all enjoy it.

Originally Posted by Hiroko

Announcer: Welcome to the first EVER episode of Nintendo Entertainment Series Talk Show! I’m your host, Fleet Poorer!
If you didn’t get the name, this is a talk show dedicated to prying information out of the very souls of your favorite celebrities –characters from the Nintendo universe!
(The audience cheers wildly.)
As our first guest, please welcome that amazing Italian plumber, Mr. Nintendo himself, Mario!... Er, Mario Mario!
(The audience cheers.
Mario walks out, waving out to the audience, and sits down in a comfy blue armchair near Poorer.)
Poorer: Welcome Mr. Mario, and I must say it is an honor to have YOU, of all people, as our first guest here on the show!
Mario: Not a problem!
Poorer: So, Mario, we have a few questions for you about your adventures. *pulls out a card* So, ahem. First question!
Mario: I’m all-a ears.
Poorer: We want to know how you feel about Daisy, the princess of Sarasa Land you saved long ago.
Mario: Ah, she’s a nice-a girl, you know.
Poorer: How nice?
Mario: Very, and she is almost quite the smart and lively lady.
Poorer: Is that so.
Mario: Yep.
Poorer: You two must be good friends.
Mario: Oh, yes! I go to her castle all the time; at night is when—
Poorer: …Odd. I don’t remember reading anything about you and Daisy past you saving her from before.
Mario: Oh ho ho! That’s because we hide our-
Oops.
Poorer: What was that, Mario?
Mario: *looks around sacredly* I think I see Bowser coming!
Poorer: But this is a closed buil—
Mario: See you later!
(Mario runs off stage.)
Poorer: Uh… and that was Mario! Plumber Extraordinaire!
And let’s see who’s next… Ah, here we go.
*reads card* It’s Samus Aran, the greatest bounty hunter this side of the galaxy! Give her a round of applause!
(The audience applauds as Samus walks up to the armchair.)
Poorer: Ah, and thank you for joining us, Miss Aran!
Samus: *removes helmet* Good to be he—
(Wolf-whistles erupt from the crowd. Samus ignores this.)
Poorer: Anyway, Samus, how does it feel to be one of the greatest bounty hunters in, well, ever?
Samus: Hey, it’s just my job.
Poorer: What a modest answer!
(Samus looks down at the floor; but JUST THEN, another member of the audience whistles at her. She looks slightly peeved.)
Poorer: Anyway, why don’t you ever settle on a nice planet, buy a house, raise a family, etc.?
Samus: Ah, that has never been much of a thought for me. I just love my freedom out in space.
Poorer: Oh, completely understandable.
(Someone in the audience yells out.)
Guy: You can always ‘raise a family’ with me!
(Some audience members laugh; Samus looks away, ticked off.)
Poorer: Ahem. Anyway, Samus, people have compared you to be compatible with members of the world like Solid Snake, Master Chief, and others. What is your opinion of this?
Samus: Well, stuff like that doesn’t really come to mind when I’m out working for the Federation. As you can tell, I tend to stick to my current objective and not let my mind wander too much.
Poorer: Good way to put it, Miss Aran!
(The audience cheers.

[Hiroko]

I had to separate it into two posts. D:

However, this time it’s mostly the “Whistlers” and perverts; as it would turn, Snake and Master Chief are among them.)
Samus: Shut UP.
Poorer: Okay, one more question, Samus.
Samus: Go ahead.
Poorer: This one comes from an audience member.
With all the weapons, upgrades, and superhuman abilities at your disposal, have you always felt at ease when facing difficult situations?
Samus: That is a good question. When facing giant monsters of despicable villains, I’ve always had to realize what can work and what can’t, and also the disadvantages of my opponent.
Poorer: I see, I see.
Samus: And I’ve also had to work with others for several of the missions. I can’t do it by myself, you know.
(Members from the audience are getting rowdy.)
Guy: LET’S WORK TOGETHER!
Another Guy: THAT BODY OF YOURS IS ALWAYS ENOUGH!
Yet Another Pervert: YOU’RE HOT, YOU KNOW THAT?
(Samus stands up.)
Samus: That is IT.
(Samus starts firing at people with her Plasma Cannon; of course, she hits plenty of people before she calms down.)
Samus: Whoo, sorry.
Poorer: *crouching in a corner* It-It’s okay.
Samus: I’d better exit before things get worse. Thanks for having me, at least!
(Samus leaves quietly. The audience is too scared to make any replies.)
Poorer: Wow, that was kind of scary. But anyway, our next guest is—
(The studio turns dark; an ominous sound grows in the back.
Deep, chilling laughter sounds suddenly.)
Poorer: Er, our next quest is…
(The laughter gets louder.
At the entrance, the doors open and a tall, dark figure stands there.)
Poorer: O-our n-n-next guest is G-G…
Ganondorf: IT IS I, THE KING OF EVIL AND RULER OF DARKNESS, Ganondorf! Bow to me!
(The crowd cries out.)
Poorer: S-Sir, Ganondorf, Sir, you may come sit up here—
Ganondorf: SILENCE!
(Ganondorf pulls Poorer out of his seat and takes it. Poorer quietly assumes the other armchair.)
Poorer: Uhhh, let’s get straight to the questions, shall we?
What inspired you to become… er, your current status?
Ganondorf: I knew from when I was young that the gods had something in store for me. Once I became older and wiser, I found this baby -*shows Triforce of Courage on hand*- and I knew that I needed more, more, MORE!
Poorer: That’s all well, Your Highness.
Now, we have a question from the audience for you.
Ahem. “Why don’t you ever leave… Link alone, you… big… y-yak?”
Ganondorf:
WHO SAID THAT?!
Poorer: Er, it’s anonymous.
Ganondorf: Anonymous? Fine, then, I’ll just kill you to make up for it!
Poorer: What?!
Ganondorf: *takes out sword* YOU MUST DIE, FOOLISH MORTAL!
Poorer: I’M NOT PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS!!
(Suddenly the lights come back on and Ganondorf falls over.)
Poorer: Uh… What was that about? –Not that it’s so important at the moment. Take him off stage!
(Personnel come and remove Ganondorf.)
Poorer: Ah, well, that’s all we have for today! Wasn’t this an… interesting episode folks?
*mutters* Several people injured and reoccurring death threats. Exciting.
(The audience cheers happily.)
Poorer: Wow! Well, see you all soon!

EDIT: I fixed a setting that didn't show at first.

[~NATE~]

Um, I have a question- does our entry have to be in the form that Hiroko just demonstrated, or can it also be like in a storybook form?

[AA7]

Originally Posted by ~NATE~

Um, I have a question- does our entry have to be in the form that Hiroko just demonstrated, or can it also be like in a storybook form?

Storybook form is fine.

[WaddleDee64]

You know, this is excatly the kind of thing that can encourage me to work on Paper Kirby again or even start a new fan fiction. But my computer has a virus and I do all my comic/fan fiction stuff on my own computer.

[Tylar]

Here is mine :3.

A Mushroom Vacation Gone Wrong

Peach: Common Mario I wanna get there early so we can eat at the buffet!
Mario: Calm down woman, I'm on my way give me a break!
Mario jumps into Peach's kart and they drive out of the Mushroom Kingdom Palace grounds.
Peach: Did you remember to pack the sun screen honey?
Mario: We don't need it, we're in a video game, what are you? Stupid?
Peach: I really wish you'd stop criticizing me, I just want to have fun and if you're going to be this way we might as well not even leave the Kingdom.
Mario: Fine! Whatever you want dear! Just hand me the Ds and shut up! I don't want to hear this from you.
Peach throws the Ds at Mario's face and the car spins out of control hitting a tree and knocking them unconscious.
-Two Hours Later-
Mario: Ughh ... What happened?!
Peach: Um ... You went off the road!
Mario: Yeah, sure I did, but because you threw my Ds at me! And look! You broke it!! How the hell am I supposed to beat Metroid Prime Hunters now!
Peach: I guess we'll just have to walk back home, we aren't that far are we?
Peach turns around to see a sign that says "Mushroom Kingdom Palace, 200 miles".
Peach: Oh great, we have to walk that long?
Mario: I have a better idea...
Mario pulls out a cell phone.
Mario: Yeah .. Uh huh ... Heyyy Bowser! How you been buddy! I got a Princess here for you if you're interested!
Peach: Mario you better not! ...
Mario: Yeah you can have her, on one condition. I get a ride back to the palace.
(Bowser: Sure thing buddy, where are you at?)
Mario looks at the street sign by where they crashed.
Mario: We're at the intersection of Shroom and Shell Road.
Peach: Mario! You better not be talking to him or I swear to God you are going to die!
(Bowser: Oh, okay I know where that is, right by Peach Beach?)
Mario: Yep right there, when do you think you can get here?
Mario hears Peach scream and he turns around hanging up his phone.
Bowser: Wow it looks like a real mess here what happened?
Mario: Yeah she threw my Ds at me while I was driving and almost got us killed! I'm ready to get rid of her for good!
Bowser: Wow, what an idiot, but you gotta love her don't ya?
Mario: I don't know about that but you can have her.
Bowser: Awesome! Hop in!
Mario hops on Bowser's hover round and they ride off towards the palace as Peach struggles in the sack Bowser shoved her in.
Mario: Thanks again buddy, she was getting kind of annoying anyway.
-Five Hours Later-
Bowser pulls up to the Palace parking lot.
Mario: See ya later Bowser, have fun.
Bowser: See ya later, I gotta go spend time with my lady.
Bowser turns the hover round around and speeds out of the parking lot with a huge grin on his face.
-A Few Weeks Later-
Peach slams Mario's bedroom door open.
Peach: Hey Mario ... Remember me? I'm your girl friend! REMEMBER? The one you sold to Bowser for a ride back to MY KINGDOM!
Mario wakes up yawning.
Mario: Hey Peach, hows it going? You have fun with Bowser?
Peach: Shut up! I am going to make you pay for what you let that over-sized turtle make me do!
Peach pulls out a saw with a spinning Power Star on the end with sparks coming off.
Mario: Uh ... Peach what ya got there ... Peach! Don't get so close with that thing! Peach!!!
Outside the palace Yoshi hears Mario's screams and lifts his head up from eating a mushroom ... But then goes back to eating.

[Tylar]

Sorry for double post but can't edit my entry post.

Hiroko why!! You edited your post and now I have no competition unless someone else enters D:.