Words of the Sovetski Konnogo
"Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped relying on political democracy and switched to Socialism, he could be badass like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a magical land surrounded by ponies with the pony your man could be badass like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a hammer with that wooden board he gave you. Look again, that wooden board is now a sickle. Anything is possible when your man is a socialist pony and not part of a republican democracy. I'm a horse."