1. Draw a circle.
2. Draw a line in the circle going from the center to the outside edge.
3. Label the line "x".
Through a series of mind boggling equations, I have come with this.
x/0=∞
4. Wait 3-5 minutes for the knowledge to sink in.
5. Wait for the universe to realize what's going on.
5. Duck and cover while the universe explodes in a catastrophic hail of fire....