Today while I was at church, I fainted for the first time! What a horrible thing it was! I hit my head off of the wood and everything went black and quiet! Why do bad things always happen to me?

( To the beat of All-American Reject's song Dirty Little Secret)
I'll keep you my Akward little finger
Akward little finger
Don't try to steal it or your just another tinger
My Akward little finger
Who has to look?
I'll keep you my Akward little finger
Akward little finger
Don't try to steal it or your just another tinger
My Akward little finger
Who has to look? ;):D;)

( This song is to the beat of Disturbia )
Germaphobia it's like the germs are alive
Germaphobia and they're scaring me tonight
Germaphobia better wash your hands alright?
Germaphobia
Germaphobia
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They are germs in the night
And they can get you
They can creep up inside you
And get you -sick
A disease...

If you think my chick Pickle is awesome then you are awsome too! Tell me how awesome you and Pickle are in a comment!;)

It's like rain on your wedding day. It's a free ride when you already payed. It's good advice that you just didn't take and who would of thought? It figures. Isn't it ironic? Don't you think? Just to play it safe was afraid to fly he packed his suit case and kissed his kids good-bye. He waited his hold dang life just to take that flight and as the plane crashed down he said, "Well isn't this nice?" A trafic jam when your already late, a no smoking sign on your ciggarette break. It's...