Mai Fwends =D

the pervert
- Makes sexual comments on everything, anytime. His favorite two phrases are "that's what she said" and "your momma"
- Frequently makes homosexual references: hugging men, touching them softly, etc.
- Is both most loved by the women at our school, and most notorious

the "should be in special-ed" friend
- I swear to, he is one of THE dumbest kids I've ever met. he once answered all "C"'s on a True/False test
- During class (asked to go to the bathroom), he left school grounds and went to Burger King. When he got in trouble he said, and I quote, "Oh, since I left class I thougt school ended. Wondered why there was nobody else leaving." The principal was so amuzzled that he let him off with a warning.
- he kick's @$$ at skateboarding, I'll give him that.

the quiet randomness
- Rarely takes, be when he does it's both one of the wierdest/randomest thing's ever, and one of the funniest.
- Is an expert at "zoning out". And I mean REALLY zoning out (hit him in the face with a paper airplane once and he didn't realize till 5 minutes later something touched him)

the one who cracks the jokes
- Everything, and I mean everything, has a punch line. Example: So the girl walked out into the street and got hit by the car right. It's like 'hey, ••••• ruined my pain job!'"

the one that doesn't know when to stop talking
- He's a really nice guy, but he just goes on too long.
- Whenever he says a joke, he tries to cintinue it after the punch line.
- Never seems to "get it"

the one that thinks he's God
- Arrogant monkey...think's he's hot monkey just because he can play the first bit of "Through the Fire and Flames" on both piano and guitar...
- Once told off a security guard (at our school) saying "I don't need to go to class, I'm too good for class" sad part was, he actually meant it

the one that knows he's God
- Nicest guy in the universe, always helps people out when they need it.
- Is dating THE HOTTEST girl any of us have ever seen *drool*
- Once bought our entire class Cosco pizza just because he had the money, and was in the mood

the guy that flexes
- Similar to Mr.Arrogant, except he doesn't show off unless you ask him about his build.
- Actually does the muscle kiss thingy with his arms

the virgin prostitute
- She has had more boyfriends than you can imagine (literally, over 50...and she's only 16?!)
- Still a virgin
- Her main excuse for not continuing relationships is, "I don't like it when they try to kiss you" O_o;

"the republican"
- One of the 23 open republican's in our school...of 1500.
- She's aspiring to be America's first female president (more reason to hate Hillary lol)
- Doesn't take •••• fom nobody

the third reich
- He's half German
- His last name actually is "Reich", and he actually his the third on his father's side to have that last name (aka his gramps, his dad + him)
- Jokes around (a lot...maybe too much) about the Nazi's. Favorite greeting "Zeig heil" + arm up O_o
- Actually a really nice guy...just takes the Nazi references to far sometimes

the unconcious self-abuser
- Once accidentally sent himself to the hospital for stabbing his pencil into his hand
- Skateboards...need I say more?

well, there ya go. My friends ^_^