LEAGUE OF LoL

¯\(ಥ_______ಥ)/¯ says:
*This is but one of the legends of which people speak....
*naf ••••••••I•••••••••• z•••••••••• z••••• y•••••••••••• says:
*League of Legends omg?
¯\(ಥ_______ಥ)/¯ says:
*Long ago, there existed a kingdom where a golden power lay hidden.
*naf ••••••••I•••••••••• z•••••••••• z••••• y•••••••••••• says:
*You get 1 gold per 10 seconds with dorans blade
¯\(ಥ_______ಥ)/¯ says:
*It was a prosperous land blessed with green forests, tall mountains, and peace.
*naf I z z y says:
*Twisted treeline
*But one day a man of great evil found the golden power and took it for himself...
*naf I z z y says:
*Twitch, right?
*Hes hax
¯\(ಥ_______ಥ)/¯ says:
*With its strength at his his command, he spread darkness across the kingdom.
*naf ••••••••I•••••••••• z•••••••••• z••••• y•••••••••••• says:
*His stealth ability is true darkness
¯\(ಥ_______ಥ)/¯ says:
*But then, when all hope had died, and the hour of doom seemed at hand...
*naf ••••••••I•••••••••• z•••••••••• z••••• y•••••••••••• says:
*He ran out of mana :w
¯\(ಥ_______ಥ)/¯ says:
*...a young boy clothed in green appeared as if from nowhere.
*naf ••••••••I•••••••••• z•••••••••• z••••• y•••••••••••• says:
*Teemo
*.srs
¯\(ಥ_______ಥ)/¯ says:
*Wielding the blade of evil's bane, he sealed the dark one away and gave the land light.
*naf ••••••••I•••••••••• z•••••••••• z••••• y•••••••••••• says:
*He bought the bloodthurster
¯\(ಥ_______ಥ)/¯ says:
*This boy, who traveled through time to save the land, was known as the Hero if Time.
*naf ••••••••I•••••••••• z•••••••••• z••••• y•••••••••••• says:
*yay for farming heros :w
¯\(ಥ_______ಥ)/¯ says:
*The boy's tale was passed down through generations until it became legend...
*naf ••••••••I•••••••••• z•••••••••• z••••• y•••••••••••• says:
*League of legends
¯\(ಥ_______ಥ)/¯ says:
*But then...a day came when a fell wind began to blow across the kingdom.
*naf ••••••••I•••••••••• z•••••••••• z••••• y•••••••••••• says:
*that angel champion, with her tornado knock back
¯\(ಥ_______ಥ)/¯ says:
*The great evil that all thought had been forever sealed away by the hero...
*naf ••••••••I•••••••••• z•••••••••• z••••• y•••••••••••• says:
*Twitch had a revive spell?
¯\(ಥ_______ಥ)/¯ says:
*...once again crept forth from the depths of the earth, eager to resume its dark designs.
*naf ••••••••I•••••••••• z•••••••••• z••••• y•••••••••••• says:
*He ambushed teemo with his stealth ability
¯\(ಥ_______ಥ)/¯ says:
*The people believed that the Hero of Time would again come to save them.
*naf ••••••••I•••••••••• z•••••••••• z••••• y•••••••••••• says:
*go teemo go
¯\(ಥ_______ಥ)/¯ says:
*...But the hero did not appear.
*naf ••••••••I•••••••••• z•••••••••• z••••• y•••••••••••• says:
*he's jungling
*he'll be back
¯\(ಥ_______ಥ)/¯ says:
*Faced by an onslaught of evil, the people could do nothing but appeal to the gods.
*naf ••••••••I•••••••••• z•••••••••• z••••• y•••••••••••• says:
*SOMEONE PROTECT THE TURRENTS
¯\(ಥ_______ಥ)/¯ says:
*In their last hour, as doom drew nigh, they left their future in the hands of dfate.
*naf ••••••••I•••••••••• z•••••••••• z••••• y•••••••••••• says:
*OUR INHIBATOR HAS BEEN DESTROYED
¯\(ಥ_______ಥ)/¯ says:
*What became of that kingdom... ?
*None remain who know.
*naf ••••••••I•••••••••• z•••••••••• z••••• y•••••••••••• says:
*Defeat
¯\(ಥ_______ಥ)/¯ says:
*The memory of the kingdom vanished, but its legend survived on the wind's breath.
*naf ••••••••I•••••••••• z•••••••••• z••••• y•••••••••••• says:
*Thats because we leveled up :w