Light- wtf is this book lying on the floor
*Light picks it up and studies it*
Light- It says I can kill people. SWIIT!
*Light goes on a killing spree, Over 9000!*
Light's dad- man im never going to solve who kira is
Matsuda- come on chief dont give up, you own
Light's dad- Useless! just go get me a hotdog
Matsuda- With mustard?
Light's dad- Its not going to put mustard on itself
*matsuda goes to fetch a hotdog with mustard*
investigateLight's dad- Without Matsuda here I can finally think, well now I need "L" to help me
Part 2
*Watari gets a sh** load of snacks for L*
L- Yummy! Watari do you have any business for me?
Watari- o why yes, Soichiro yagami (Light's dad) wants you to investigate with him
L- O! ok I will contact him right now
*L calls Soichiro yagami using a voice changer*
Ligh's dad- who is this?
L- this is L and I am willing to help with the Kira investigation
Light's dad- Ok! One thing why do you sound like Darth Vader
L- Because I am your father! Jk Jk! Just meet me at Super 8 Hotel, room 7
Part 3 Narrator- meanwhile while Light is killing people a strange figure comes in through the window
Light- are you a raper?
Ryuk- WTF are you talking about im a death god, and besides I wouldn't rape you if your life depended on it
Light- O well, I tried
Ryuk- Your one twisted kid aren't you! Well anyways ive come to be a watcher over you and stuff!
Light- I knew it you are a raper
Ryuk- W/E you say kid, damn thats alot of names in the Death Note
Light- O ya its over 9000!
Ryuk- Ok it seems you know the rules, ok next lesson the only way you can kill a death god is to beat him at DDR (dance-dance revolution)
Narrator- Gaara of the Funk comes out of no where
Gaara of the Funk- I challenge you to a battle of DDR! GO!
Keep reading to see what happens to Gaara of the Funk and Ryuk on DDR!
The only pain relevant is the pain I shall inflict.
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