luigi-hey mario mama just called she wants to know if the meatballs are done
mario-tell her no i will make them when i have stopped bowser from kidnapping peach
luigi-mom says wtf ..and why not just kill him or somethink he ain't gona stop
mario-....
mario steals phone
mario-stfu mom i will do it my way!
mario hangs up
mario-ahh stupid person don't she know i will make bowser stop!
luigi-she does have a point after all i thing he is mentaly insane he all ways kidnaps her and we threw the idead of him being a pedo, when he had her for ages and did nothink
mario-stfu luigi you know you all ways ramble on don't ya
luigi-well sorry obviously the gene for idea and thought sharing skipped you
mario-.....
luigi-what? what the hell you laughing at!
mario-well i don't want your stupid genes i am my own person!
luigi-well sorry but we are related we have the same mother after all!
mario-stfu you are adopted you sniviling piese of Durt!
luigi-.....:owtf
mario-..oh crap..uhh luigi i am sorry
luigi-no i am sorry ,soory that you don't have a brotherr like me ..it all makes sence now
mario-stfu your mother was on drugs your father was the in jail for doing drugs..so i am fricken glad i don't have you for a brother
luigi-:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o you £$%"
LUIGI storms out
mario-wait i am soory luigi
mario come out to see his kart smashed to pieces and a part with "gay" wriiten on it
mario-wait i am jot sorry i hope you take after your parents you sniverling piese of ****
lugi-screw you! and by the way peach never liked you..how do you think bowser all ways new where she was..she TOLD HIM
mario-stfu she loves me!
luigi_ha she love you she has been going out with toad for the last 5games!
mario-.....flipin toad.....
THE END
soz for all the swaer eveading