This is basically a sequel to
A Mario Story!, so read it first if you like. This is a bit more epic. It stars
Leader Toad( Toad from the first),
Co-leader Toad,
Dry Bowser ,
Dry Giga Bowser,
Underdog Toad,
Daisy,
Rosalina,
Giga Bowser,
Birdo,
Miner Toad,
Attack-leader Toad,
Mario,
Bowser,
Luigi,
Yoshi,
Peach,
Peach Doll , and
Monster Toad. Enjoy!
Mario:
I can't believe Toad beat the crud out of me.
Luigi:
Small size, MEGA POWER.
Leader Toad:
I'm not deaf!
Underdog Toad:
We know!
Co-leader:
Give me a break.
Leader Toad:*Gives Co-leader a brake*
Yoshi:
BOOOO!
Attack-Leader Toad:
We have spotted Bowser! *throws Bomb-ombs* Wait.... he got off with the princess!
Leader Toad:
YOU BIG BAFOON! Wait.. where's the underdog?!
Co-Leader Toad:
He was kidnapped by the famous guy himself.
Mario:
BOO! Shut up and let ME GO!
Leader Toad:
No WAY! Toads! TRANSFOOORM!*Toads turn into MONSTER TOAD*
Monster Toad:
GIVE UP, MARIO! OR FALL TO YOUR DOOM!
Luigi and Yoshi: What the heck?!
Mario: *Grabs Leader Toad's laser gun and blasts it at Monster Toad*
Monster Toad:
I WARNED YOU!*eats Mario*
Luigi:
Give him back, stupid Toads! *Calls Birdo*
Birdo: *shoops da woop*
Monster Toad: *Throws up and Mario comes sailing out*
Mario:
Take this!*throws a bomb-omb in Monster Toad's Mouth*
Monster Toad: *bomb-omb explodes*
OW.*falls*
Toads: *detransform* Okay fine! You ca---
Bowser:
I'm back!
Toads:Oh no! :O
Bowser: *kills Luigi in one hit*
Luigi:
Clone, moron.
Bowser:
No matter. I will make this puny Toad--
Underdog Toad:
HELP!!!!!
Bowser:
-- into a meal and serve it to Peach! MWAHAHAHA!
Birdo:
Get the heck out of here.
Bowser:
BIRDO! I'M LOWERING YOUR PAYCHECK!
Mario:
Birdo DOESN'T work for you, N00B.
Bowser: *Warps Mario to another world*
Leader Toad: *makes a phone call*
Hello? Yes, hon? Mario's been warped to another world! Good. Be there in a while.
After a while...
Leader Toad:
Hey there, hon!Where ARE you?!?!
Rosalina:
Right here, silly!
Leader Toad:
I knew that. Anyways, MARIO IS GETTING BEATEN BY DINO PIRAHNA! I bet she's hungry and she wants to eat him!!!!!!!!!!
Rosalina:
He DOES have the spin power.
Leader Toad:
No, that expired a while ago.
Rosalina:
Ok. I trust you won't be needing the spin power.
Co-Leader Toad:
ARE YOU CRAZY?! HE'LL GET EATEN!
Leader Toad:
Shut up.
After getting Mario out of Dino Pirahna's life...
Mario:
OW. Who put that... OH, YOU DID NOT.
Leader Toad:
Yea, the wedding was ten minutes ago.
Mario:
I'm bungee jumping back home.
Leader Toad, Co-Leader Toad, and Rosalina: I'm not sure...
Mario: *Bungee jumps*
Leader Toad:
YES!*blasts the cord with a laser*
Mario:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Leader Toad:
Hmm. I missed my shot. He landed on---- FIERY DINO PIRAHNA'S EGG! He's probably angry that I killed his sister.
Mario:
Dang! Now I gotta run for my life from her BROTHER! DANG TOADS!
???:
COMIN' THROUGH!
Mario:
OWWWWWWWWWWWW! I was flattened by... uh...
Everyone else: DAISY, IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daisy:
LUIGI! Whaddyaa doin', makin' out with Peach Dolls?!?!?!?!
Luigi:
...Uh...
Peach Doll:
It's obvious he loves ME.
Daisy:
IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOH!*shoops da whoop*
Luigi:
OW.
Leader Toad:
Bowser's Castle AWAY!
At Bowser's Castle...
Peach:
Uh... I'm a vegetarian?
Bowser:
Fine... I'll take him.
Leader Toad:
BACK OFF, BUCKO!*squirts Bowser in the eye with pepper spray*
Bowser:
FACE MY WRATH!*eats all the toads*
Leader Toad:
Okay, we're right behind his eyes.
Co-leader Toad:
According to my...
Leader Toad:
Aww, SHUT UP! Any ideas, Attack-Leader?
A.L:
I like guns!
All toads: *shoot Bowser's eyes with bullet Bills from their guns*
Bowser:
OWWWWWWWWWWW.
Leader Toad:
Peach, RUN FOR IT!
Miner Toad:
YEAH!
All toads:DO IT! *run for it with Peach*
*Lightning strikes Bowser, turning him into Giga Bowser*
Giga Bowser: *roars in Leader Toad's face. First the skin rips off, then the skull falls apart and blows away*
YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE!
Co-leader Toad:
...okay...nobody panic... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!*goes into a siezure*
Leader Toad: *body grabs co-leader, skull, assembles it, and puts on face*
WATCH OUT!!!*Defends Peach from an attack from Giga Bowser, but suffers severe injuries*
Attack-Leader: *Shoots a laser around Giga Bowser, plummeting him into the lava*
Bowser's gone. Is Leader Toad okay?
Co-Leader: *dressed as a nurse*
He's only injured severely.
Peach:
ONLY INJURED SEVERELY?!?! Plus, since when where you wearing that?!?!?!?!?!
Co-Leader:
I have NO idea.
After another while...
Leader Toad
Faintly:
Uhhh...
Dry Bowser:*sneaks up on Peach, grabs, and runs*
HASTA LA VISTA!!!!
Leader Toad,
faintly:Go get him, boys.
Other Toads: WHAT?!
Leader Toad,
faintly:
Co-leader is officially leader for this mission. Go. I have to recover...
After forging once AGAIN through Bowser's castle...
Dry Bowser:
WAHAHAHA!
After 1/2 of the battle...
Dry Bowser: *lunges forwards*
Leader Toad: *lunges in front of Dry Bowser and counters*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Co-leader toad:
I thought you were resting!
Leader Toad:
I was. I am totally okay.*sends Dry bowser to the lava*
*Dry Bowser comes up as Dry GIGA Bowser*
D.G.B:
I will DESTROY YOU!
Leader Toad:
TOADS TRANSFORM!
Monster Toad:
YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN!*picks up D.B.G., and throws him into the lava. He then rescues Peach*
The End