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Dammit sunny make these parts 1000 characters
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IT WAS A LONG DUSTY WALK TO THE OUTSKIRTS OF SWC. WHEN WE GOT THERE, IT WAS HOT, AND EMPTY. MUCH LIKE ZARIF'S VAGINA. THERE WAS NOTHING BUT CACTUS AND AN OLD BUILDING. THEN TWO MEN CAME OUT OF THE BUILDING. AN BEANER AND A VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY HOT AZN.
"L1OL1OL1O1LO1L1OL1OL1O1LO1L1OL1OL1O1LO1LO1L1OL1O1 L" THE HOT ONE SAID.
"LOOKS LIKE WE GOT US SOME TRESPASSERS" THE MEXICAN SAID.
"WUT IS THIS PLACE JAMEZ :0??" ZEN ASKED.
"THIS IS SWC" JAMEZ SAID.
"L1OL1OL1OL1O1LO1L1OL1OL1O1L1OL U GUYS HAVE TO LEAVE SWC TERRITORY" AZN SAID.
"AND WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE" JAMEZ SAID.
"IM RK, SECOND IN COMMAND HERE. AND THIS IS MY SIDEKICK, ZIRO. LO1L" RK SAID.
"YA AND SUNNY SAID DONT LET ANYONE IN LO1L1O1OL1" ZIRO SAID.
"BUT SUNNY KNOWS US JUST LET US TALK TO HIM" I SAID.
"K U KNOW WHAT. YOU CAUGHT ME IN A GOOD MOOD. IF YOU BEAT ME AT A GAME, I'LL LET YOU PASS LO1L1" RK SAID.
"WUT GAME? :0" I ASKED.
"A LITTLE GAME I LIKE TO CALL: HALO THREE" RK SAID.
"WUTS THAT??" JAMEZ ASKED.
"ITS SIMPLE." RK SAID. "TAKE AN XBOX CONTROLLER AND WE FIGHT. I DOUBT U'LL BEAT ME CAUSE IM THE NUMBER 1 IN THE W-"
"BEAT YOU" I SAID.
"WUUUUUUUUUUUT?" RK SAID. "NO AGAIN. NOW CHOOSE UR COLOR. AND DONT YOU DARE ING TAKE LIGHT BLUE. DAMN NOOBS ALWAYS BE TAKING MY COLOR."
"FINE I'LL BE BROWN" I SAID.
"LO1L1OL NIGGAS BE THINKING THEY OWN THE PLACE" RK SAID.
"IM ING YELLOW" I SAID.
"NO YOU PICKED BROWN JUST NOW. I SAW" RK SAID.
"NO....I MEANT MY SKINS YELLOW" I SAID.
"NAW ITS WHITE" RK SAID.
"WELL YES BUT...YELLOW IS A RACIST TERM FOR ASIANS" I SAID.
"SO UR HATING ON MY PPL" RK SAID.
"NO YOU CALLED ME BLACK" I SAID.
"YOUR ING BROWN" RK SAID.
"I. AM. A. ING. GOOK." I SAID.
"SO NOW UR TAUNTING ME? LOL1OL1OL1OL1OL1O1L" RK SAID.
"NO IM NOT ARHUEIH23908Y4903218!!!1" I SAID.
"WHOA CALM DOWN MAN. ITS CALLED TROLLING. ITS WUT WE DO ALOT AROUND HERE." RK SAID. "OBTW I BEAT YOU HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"" I SAID.
"SHIDO. STEP ASIDE." JAMES SAID.
"JAMES WHAT ARE YOU?"
"STEP. ASIDE."
I STEPPED ASIDE. JAMES PICKED UP THE CONTROLLER.
"FOR 15 YEARS, I PLAYED HALO 3 UNDERGROUND TO WORK UP MY SKILL FOR AN EXACT MOMENT LIKE THIS. WAITING FOR AN OBSTACLE THAT ONLY MY HALO 3 SKILLS COULD BEAT. I BECAME THE BEST UNDERGROUND, A HERO TO THEM ALL. AND NOW IM GOING TO BEAT YOU RK. ARE YOU READY?" JAMES SAID.
"I BEAT YOU 3 MINUTES AGO" RK SAID.
"DAMN HES GOOD" JAMES SAID.
"ANYONE ELSE WANNA TRY? HYPER?" I ASKED.
"GUYS! I CAN'T PLAY RATED M GAMES!" HYPER SAID,
"ZEN? OWAIT UR ZEN U SUCK ASS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL" I SAID.
"THAT WAS ONE ING TIME AND I WAS DRUNK." ZEN SAID.
"LO1LO1L1OL LOOK AT HIM HES ING FAT. I BET HIS MILE TIME IS 60 MINUTES. LOL MINE IS LIKE 7...(I GUESS)" RK SAID.
"GIVE ME THE CONTROLLER." ZEN SAID.
"ZEN YOU CANT BEAT HIM, HES TOO ING GOOD!" JAMES SAID.
"GIVE IT TO ME" ZEN SAID.
JAMES GAVE THE CONTROLLER TO ZEN.
"LO11LO1L1OL YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME? LETS SEE WHAT A FATASS CAN DO" RK SAID.
BUT THEN ZEN WALKED OVER TO RK AND BASHED HIS HEAD WITH THE CONTROLLER 47 TIMES. AND RK WENT OUT COLD.
"HOLD ON" ZIRO SAID. "YOU STILL HAVE TO BEAT ME IN THE CONDUIT. NOW THE RULES ARE SIMPLE-"
"WHERE THE IS SUNNYCIDE" ZEN SAID.
"UP UR ASS.LUL" ZIRO SAID.
AND THEN ZEN THREW ZIRO TO MEXICO.
"WHERE ARE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU?" ZEN SAID.
"RIGHT HERE" SUNNY SAID.
"HI" ZEN SAID.
"IMPRESSIVE WURK GUYS NOW WTF DO YOU WANT" SUNNY SAID.
"WELL SUNNY, NR BLEW UP--" JAMES SAID.
"I KNOW" SUNNY SAID.
"AND WE NEED WEAPONS SO WE CAN TAKE MT ON OURSELVES." JAMES SAID.
"WAIT....WHAT?" SUNNY SAID.
"YES WE R GOING TO FIGHT MT OURSELVES." JAMES SAID.
"UHHH K LOOLL...DIDNT EXPECT THIS...SO I-U KNO WHAT? SURE. COME GET ANY WEAPON YOU WANT." SUNNY SAID.
"OTHANK YOU SUNNY" JAMES SAID.
"RIGHT..RIGHT" SUNNY SAID.
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INSIDE SUNNY CASTLE WERE AWZM WE GOT TO PICK ANY WEAPON WE WANTED. AND RK WOKE UP AND HE WUZ MAD. I HERD HIM OVERTALKING TO SUNNY :0
"SUNNY Y R WE HELPING THESE PPL? MAKES NO SENSE!!" RK SAID.
"BCAUSE, WHY NOT" SUNNY SAID.
"LO1L1OL I THINK YOU KNOW WHY" RK SAID.
"LOOK RK" SUNNY SAID. "THEY'RE THE ONLY MEMBERS OF NR LEFT."
"SO WUT? THIS IS WHAT-" RK SAID.
"HEY. SHUT UP. WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS L8R" SUNNY SAID. "THE WALLS HAVE EARS K?"
"..RIGHT..••••ING SHITTY ASS LEADER IF I WERE LEADER THERE'D BE BIG CHANGES. BIG." RK SAID.
I WAS KIND OF SCARED WHEN I HERD THEM TALKING. LIKE, WTF THEY HAVE SOCIAL LIVES AND I DONT? AM I RLY THAT UNCOOL??? BUT ALSO I WAS SCARED THINKING, WUTS HAPPENING? DID SWC RLY HATE US? WAS SUNNY MAKING A FORRBIDDAN ALLYSHIP WITH US?
EVERY PICKED THE LAMEST WEAPONS.
HYPER GOT A SNIPER.
JAMES GOT A SUBMACHINE GUN.
ZEN GOT GRENADES.
BUT I GOT A BOW AND ARROW WITH LIGHTER FLUID SO IMMA DEFINATELY MAKE WAY COOLER KILLS.
WHEN WE LEFT WE SAID GOODBYE AND ••••.
"HOLY •••• DID ANYONE NOTICE THAT CASTLE WAS ODDLY HOT?" ZEN ASKED.
"ZEN, STFU LMAO UR JUST SO FAT U GOT ALL THIS BODY HEAT" HYPER SAID.
"IT WAS PRETTY HOT IN THERE." JAMES SAID.
"LOL U TWO ARE DELUSHUNALL" HYPER SAID.
"SHUT UP HYPER U GAY ASS FURRY" I SAID.
WE WALKED FOR A LONG TIME. A LOOOONG TIME. UNTIL WE HAD TO STOP AND TAKE A BREAK FROM WALKING.
AND GIVE ZEN A CHANCE TO CATCH UP.
"HOW FAR UNTIL MT?" I ASKED.
"4 MILES" JAMES SAID.
"••••" I SAID.
"YEAH IF ONLY WE GOT A CAR AT SWC" JAMES SAID. "SUNNY OFFERED ME ONE BUT I WAS LIKE NAH WE NEED THE EXORSIZE"
"JAMES" I SAID.
"WHAT" HE SAID.
"GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE" I SAID.
FINALLY AFTER FORTY FIVE MINUTES ZEN CAUGHT UP.I FELT SORRY FOR HIM CONSIDERING WE WERE 10 FEET AWAY FROM HIM THE WHOLE TIME.
"ALRIGHT EVERYONE, LET'S GO!" JAMES SAID.
"ER WAIT JAMES WUTS THAT IN THE DISTANCE?" ZEN ASKED.
"IDK HYPER CHECK IT OUT WITH UR SNIPER LUL" JAMES SAID.
HYPER CHECKED IT OUT.
"UHHHHHH...LOOKS LIKE..." HYPER SAID. "MEBALL!!"
"••••" JAMES SAID.
"WHAT HE DOING IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?" I SAID.
"DUNNO BUT WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING. HYPER SHOOT HIM" JAMES SAID.
"OKAY...CLEAR SHOT..." HYPER SAID. "•••• HE MOVED"
"GET A ••••ING AIM" JAMES SAID.
"IM TRYING" HYPER SAID. "HES MOVING. K HES HIDEING BEHIND A ROCK. I CAN SEE HIS BACK"
"GET HIM!!!" JAMES SAID.
"CAN YOU GET THEM WHEN THEY'RE CROUCHING??" HYPER SAID.
"YES HYPER IVE DONE IT B4 YOU CAN DO IT" JAMES SAID.
"IDK...I DONT WANNA WASTE AMMO IF YOU CANT.." HYPER SAID.
"HYPER HAVNT YOU WATCHED MONTAGES B4 THEY ••••ING DO IT ALL THE TIME! DO IT!!" JAMES SAID.
"I DONT THINK YOU CAN DO IT" HYPER SAID.
"••••ING SHOOT!!" JAMES SAID.
BAM.
"IT DIDNT WORK JAMES YOU NOOB LOLO" HYPER SAID.
"THATS IT, NEXT TIME I GET THE SNIPER" JAMES SAID.
"I CALL HAMMER OF DAWN" ZEN SAID.
"NO! I GET THAT TOO. DAMN ••••ERS B STEALIN MY WEAPONS" JAMES SAID.
"DONT WORRY I'LL OWN HIM WITH MY TORCH BOW" I SAID. "K...MEBALL WHERE THE •••• DID YOU GO.."
THEN MEBALL JUMPED UP INTO THE AIR AND DISSAPEARED.
"WOW WUT A ••••• LOL" ZEN SAID.
THEN MEBALL CAME FLYING DOWN AND LANDED RIGHT ON ZENKU IN AN EXPLOSIVE BLAST.
"FFFFFF••••" ZEN SAID.
"LOL WUT WE GOT HERE. 4 NOOBS WHO CANT EVEN SNIPE THE BACK" MEBALL SAID. "MAYBE U SHOULD LET THE LVL 20S AND UP GET THE SNIPERS K?"
"O•••• YOU MEBALL" HYPER SAID.
"WAIT, WHICH MEBALL IS IT?" I ASKED.
"2.0" MEBALL SAID.
"LOL THIS SHOULD BE EASY" JAMES SAID.
"HARDLY LMAO CUZ U GUISE HAD 2 MUCH ••••ING TROUBLE WITH 1" MEBALL SAID.
"••••" JAMES SAID.
"NO CAUSE WE GOT YOUR WEAKNESS NOW" I SAID.
I HELD UP THE PICTURE OF METANIC.
"U COULD NEVER REPLACE HIM MEBALL!" I SAID.
"I KNOW. THATS WHY I KILLED HIM" MEBALL SAID KNOCKING THE PIC OUT OF ME HANDS.
"••••" I SAID.
"RUN!!" JAMES SAID.
WE ALL RAN FOR OUR LIVES BUT MEBALL WAS TOO FAST AND CAUGHT ZEN.
"GAHH •••• GUYS HELP ME" ZEN SAID.
"GO!! WHILE MEBALLS KICKING ZENS ASS WE CAN MAKE IT BACK TO SWC" JAMES SAID.
"IM GOING TO BE THE BF AND UR GOING TO BE THE GF" MEBALL SAID.
"OH •••• YOU GUYS ••••ING •••••••" ZEN SAID.
"HOLD ON" A MYSTERIOUS VOICE SAID.
RK ZOOMED RIGHT PASSED ME AND KICKED MEBALL IN THE FACE.
"WTF IS GOING ON" MEBALL SAID.
RIGHT WELL RK PRETTY MUCH KICKED MEBALLS ASS. UPPER CUT, PUNCH, KICK, HEADBUTT, KICK, KICK, PUNCH, KICK.
MEBALL FELL TO THE GROUND BATTERED.
"K NOW GTFO OF HERE" RK SAID.
"FUFUFUFU IDK WUTS GOING ON HERE BUT IM GOING TO GO TELL MASTER" MEBALL SAID.
"RK FINISH HEEEEEEEEEEEEM" I SAID.
"NAH HES NOT WORTH IT" RK SAID.
"WOW MY HERO" I SAID.
"LOL U ••••••ED AZN. L8R" MEBALL SAID FLEEING BACK INTO MT.
"WOW THANKS RK. ZEN R U OK?" JAMES SAID.
"••••. OFF." ZEN SAID.
"YA RK..UH..WHY R U HERE?" HYPER SAID.
"RIGHT WELL.." RK SAID. "SUNNY SENT ME HERE TO MAKE SURE U GUYS MADE IT TO MT SAFELY"
"WOW RK U LOOK TIRED DO U NEED A •••• MASSAGE" I SAID.
"NO THX I DONT PLAY THAT WAY" RK SAID.
"RIGHT WELL IM UP FOR ANYTHING. ANY. THING." I SAID.
"K WELL WE SHOULD GET GOING.." RK SAID. "WHO'S GOT A WEAPON FOR ME?"
"HYPER, GIVE HIM THE SNIPER" JAMES SAID.
"BUT-"
"NOW, MISTER MAN." JAMES SAID.
"FINE. ••••ING FURRY." HYPER SAID.
"4 MILES TO MT! LETS GO!" RK SAID.
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WHEN WE FINALLY GOT TO THE BORDER OF MT EVERYONE WAS TIRED. EXCEPT RK <3
"K WERE IN ENEMY TERRITORY. NOW BE CAREFUL AND WATCH OUT FOR MEBALLS." RK SAID.
"WUT IF WE RUN INTO...DABARTMAN" I SAID.
"LO1L1OL1OL1OL1OL1OL1OL. THEN SPAM. SPAM LIKE NO TOMORROW. HIS FACE WILL MELT." RK SAID.
" :3 " I SAID.
"WOW MT IS RLY POPULATED" JAMES SAID.
HE WAS RIGHT. THERE WERE ALOT OF PEOPLE.
"YEAH WELL...YOU KNOW" RK SAID.
"I SAY WE ATTACK NOW. •••• EM ALL UP" ZEN SAID.
"NO..NO LITTLE ONE." RK SAID. "WE GOTTA BLEND IN, SEE?"
"ER. K" ZEN SAID.
"K TO THE PIZZA SHOP WE GO" RK SAID.
"Y THE PIZZA SHOP?" I ASKED.
"I KNOW A GUY THERE" RK SAID.
WE WENT INTO THE PIZZA SHOP. NOBODY WAS IN THERE :0
"HEY...IRISH.." RK SAID.
"OHEY RK HOW YA DOIN" IRISH SAID. "WHAT BRINGS U ALL THE WAY OVER HERE ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO BE-"
"LOOK, I GOT 4 NR SURVIVORS HERE." RK SAID.
"SURVIVORS?? SRSLY?" IRISH SAID.
"YASRSLY. I NEED YOU TO UH...HIDE THEM." RK SAID.
"OH...RIGHT. I CAN DO THAT" IRISH SAID.
"K GUYS STAY WITH IRISH. ME AND HYPER ARE GONNA GO GET SOME INFO ON MEBALL 2 AND 3S WEAKNESSES." RK SAID.
HYPER AND RK LEFT.
"K U GUYS GET IN THE BACK ROOM. DONT WORRY IM A GOOD FRIEND OF SUNNYS IMMA LETCHA LIVE" IRISH SAID.
THE BACK ROOM WAS HOT :/. PROBABLY FROM THE PIZZAS.
"ZEN STOP EATING THE DAMN PIZZAS THOSE ARE FOR CUSTOMERS." JAMES SAID.
"I HAVE A DISEASE...AND THE PRESCRIPTION IS MOAR PIZZA!!!" ZEN SAID.
"RIGHT WELL THIS IS STUPID. Y DID HYPUR GET TO GO AND NOT ME?" I SAID.
"DONT MATTER. WUT MATTERS IS WE HAVE A POWERFUL AZN HELPING US BEAT MT" JAMES SAID.
"AND WE GOT PIZZA" ZEN SAID.
"ZEN SLOW DOWN ZEN! ZEEEEEEEEEEEEN!" JAMES SAID.
"UMM GUYS" IRISH SAID.
"OHAI IRISH. WUTS UP?" JAMES SAID.
"EAT POISONOUS GAS •••••ES LOLOLOLOL" IRISH SAID THROWING A POISONOUS GAS.....TUBE.....IDK INTO THE ROOM AND SHUTTING THE DOOR AND LOCKING IT.
"FFFFFFF••••" JAMES SAID. "I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN NOT TO TRUST A MT •••"
"RK WILL GET BAK AND SAVE US I KNOW HE WILL!!!!" I SAID.
"OMNOMNOMNOMNONMONMONMONM" ZEN SAID.
"ZEN THIS IS SRS! STOP EATING! WE ARE DIEING!" JAMES SAID.
"I KNOW WERE DIEING I WANT TO DIE EATING LIKE IVE ALWAYS DREAMED." ZEN SAID.
"ZEN UR SUCH A •••••• I ALWAYS HATED YOU" I SAID.
"•••• YOU GUYS" ZEN SAID.
"NO •••• YOU ZEN I HOPE YOU DIE B4 US" JAMES SAID.
"YOU SON OF A •••••" ZEN SAID AND THEN HE TACKLED JAMES.
JAMES PUSHED ZEN OFF OF HIM AND ZEN BUMPED ONTO THE DOOR AND KNOCKED IT DOWN.
"WERE FREE!" I SAID.
"SHHHHHHHIT" IRISH SAID. "I PREPARED FOR THIS. GOGO EMO RANGERS"
"WUT?" I ASKED.
"•••• THEYRE NOT COMING. WELL ITS JUST ME" IRISH SAID. "K LETS FIGHT"
"U POISONED ALL THE PIZZAS..." ZEN SAID. "YOU WILL DIE."
"LOL YA THE MIGHT BE MORE FRIGHTNING IF IT WERENT FROM MR. ALA OVER HERE. FURRY, AZN WUT U GOT?" IRISH SAID.
"•••• YOU. •••• MY TEAM. •••• THIS STORY." ZEN SAID.
AND THEN ZEN ATE IRISH IN ONE BITE.
"YA LETS GO ••••ING KILL RK FOR LEAVING US WITH THIS MANIAC" ZEN SAID.
"ITS NOT RKS FAULT HE DIDNT KNOW" I SAID.
"SO WUT? ARE YOU ••••ING HIM NOW?? THE ONLY PPL WE CAN TRUST R EACHOTHER. WE CANT TRUST THIS STUPID •••••ASS AZN" ZEN SAID.
"ZEN STOP. SUNNY SENT HIM AND HE HELPED US FIGHT MEBALL. WE CAN TRUST HIM" JAMES SAID.
"••••ING STUPID ASS LEADER. YOU. SUCK! R WHOLE ARMY IS DEAD BECAUSE OF UR ••••ING "SURPRISE ATTACK" U ••••ING SPIC. •••• MAN THIS TEAM SUCK ASS. SHIDO DESERVES TO BE LEADER. HE TOLD US THE SECRET EXIT AND EVERYTHING. PLUS HE ••••ING OWNED WHEN IT WAS JUST ME AND HIM. JAMES YOU HAVENT DONE •••• FOR NR. ONLY REASON U WERE LEADER WUZ CAUSE AJ SAID SO, BUT GUESS WHAT? AJS DEAD! AND WHOS FAULT IS THAT?" ZEN SAID.
"•••• YOU ••••ING ••••••• ZEN IM A BETTER LEADER THAN YOU'LL EVER BE" JAMES SAID.
"MAYBE I SHOULD JOIN ••••ING SWC. ATLEAST SUNNY KNOWS WTF HES DOING" ZEN SAID.
"YA MAYBE U SHOULD" JAMES SAID.
"NO PPL, LETS BE SMART AND BRING IT OFF" I SAID.
"STAY OUT OF THIS SHIDO" JAMES SAID.
"GUYS?? WHAT HAPPENED??" RK SAID.
"RK THANK GOD UR BACK" JAMES SAID. "IRISH TRIED TO KILL US, BUT WE KILLED HIM" JAMES SAID.
"WE?" ZEN SAID.
"YOU DID? WOW...IRISH...DIDNT EXPECT THAT.." RK SAID.
"YA, US EITHER" JAMES SAID.
"YEAH SO WUT INFO DID YOU GET ON THE MEBALLS?" I ASKED.
"UH...NOTHING..." HYPER SAID.
"NOTHING?? YOU WERE GONE FOR AN HOUR" ZEN SAID.
"RIGHT WELL WE TRIED BUT WE ALMOST GOT CAUGHT SO .. WE CAME BACK HERE WITHOUT ••••" RK SAID.
"DAMN" JAMES SAID.
"YEAH UHHH..." RK SAID. "WE CAN GO TO DANS MAIN HEADQUARTERS AND FIGHT OURSELVES" RK SAID.
"PERFECT" JAMES SAID. "LETS •••• THEM UP FROM THE INSIDE."
"YA UH. I'LL LEAD THE WAY GUYS. LET'S GO." RK SAID.
OFF WE WENT.
CHAPTER !(
We learn about the mysterious Golden Items!
WE FINALLY REACHED NR.
"GUYS WE MADE IT!" JAMEZ SAID.
"YEAH JAMEZ NOW GIMME THE SWORD" I SAID.
"BUT-ER-FINE..." JAMEZ SAID.
JAMEZ GAVE ME THE SWORD.
"THANKS" I SAID.
"NOW SHIDO, WHO'S GONNA HELP US HERE?" JAMEZ ASKED.
I LOOKED OVER AT NICK. HE WAS IN TOTAL SHOCK.
"THIS-THIS IS NR?" NICK SAID. "EVERYTHINGS...GONE..."
"YEAH NICK" I SAID. "DONT WORRY, MT WILL PAY."
"SHIDO, WHOS GONNA HELP US????" JAMEZ ASKED.
"FOLLOW ME GUYS" I SAID.
WE CLIMBED A FEW HILLS UNTIL WE FOUND IT. THE LITTLE HUT ONTOP OF THE HIGHEST HILL WAS UNHARMED.
WE WALKED IN.
"SHIDO. I KNEW YOU'D BE RETURNING." THE VOICE OF A MAN I HAD MET ONCE BEFORE SAID.
"BLOODYREGRET. YES, I HAVE RETURNED." I SAID.
"BLOODYREGRET?" JAMEZ SAID. "THAT GUY WHO ED UP TIME FOR US???"
"YOU ED UP TIME YOURSELVES." BLOODYREGRET SAID.
"BLOODY, WE NEED-"
"HELP. I KNOW. I SAW." BLOODYREGRET SAID.
"SO YOU'RE GOING TO HELP US?" I ASKED.
"YES, INFACT IM MIXING A POTION THAT SHOULD TURN YOU INVINCIBLE." BLOODYREGRET SAID.
"COOL BEANS" JAMEZ SAID. "HEY CAN WE ADD HOT SAUCE IN THERE? LETS ADD HOT SAUCE"
"NO YOU IDIOT" BLOODYREGRET SAID.
BUT IT WAS TOO LATE. JAMEZ HAD ADDED HOT SAUCE INTO THE POTION. ALL OF A SUDDEN EVERYTHING TURNED BLUE.
"COOL IM BLUE IM LIKE SONIC WOO" JAMEZ SAID.
"YOU IDIOT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" BLOODYREGRET SAID.
SUDDENLY NICK, JAMEZ, AND BLOODYREGRET WERE GONE.
I awoke probably hours later. I looked around the deck of some sort of space shuttle where I had apparently fallen asleep. I rubbed my head from my terrible headache.
Shiek: Hey you! (Runs over to me)
Me: Gah what the f-
Shiek: HOLD IT. (smashes Shido) Keep this PG-13, buddy.
Me: Ow! (Rubs cheek) Where am I?
Shiek: You're in the middle of a war!
Me: Wait am I...NO. NO WAY. DID I SOMEHOW SWITCH STORIES TO SSB APEX?
Shiek: Stories....? Apex?....Sbb?
Me: Oh no f-er-freaking way. You're clueless.
Shiek: You must be some strange genetic expiriment of the Subspace Army. Greyfox where are you! (looks around)
Me: No see what happened was... my idiot leader, Jamez, poured hot sauce into Bloodyregret's potion which must have turned the potion into some wierd Story-Changing-
Captain Falcon: Well hello there, Lil' Missy.
Me: Okay how the do I get out of this story.
Shiek: I have no idea what you're talking about. (Whispering to Falcon) I think we have an insane person here. Must have escaped from the asylum while the staff was in confusion with the war.
Me: WHAT? INSANE? WHO LET YOU OUT OF THE KITCHEN?
Rob: Rob feel sad. Requires HAPPINESS.
Me: Oh that's nice, an emo robot. (snaps Robs head off, throws it to the ground and smashed it) NOW LISTEN HERE-
Captain Falcon: FALCON-
Me: OH SHI-
Captain Falcon: PAWNCH!!!!
Me: (Hit by the Falcon punch, and goes flying into the air) Looks like I'm blasting off agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!
--
I waked again in more hours.I seemed to be in galaxy. Space galaxy. All around people from MT.
"Chef, we must get the eggpawnz" Dan said.
"Corrupt has the eggpawnz" Corrupt said.
"Give them Corrupt we must has the eggpawnz" Chef said.
"DAMN ATLEAST THIS FANFIC IS LAUGHABLE I DIDNT EVEN CRACK A SMILE IN MY FANFIC" I said.
"What here for, Shido?" Dan said. "You're in NR now correct?"
"Yeah sure whatever bro." I said.
"Why he wierdly talk?" Chef asked.
"Dan do not know." Dan said.
NEXT CHAPTER COMING SOON.
"WTF" I said. "THE CHAPTER WAS LIKE 50 WORDS."
"We know" Dan said. "Our writer most likely ed, so we not mind."
"Okay well, I'm out of here." I said. "Oh and by the way. NR is the good guys."
"NO THEY BAD THEY BADDDDDDDDDD"
Then the FF exploded.
--
-Shido-: Whoa..where am I now?
Spinout: JPLX YOU ARE ING ED YOU
Jplx: GREAT SPIN NOW YOU'VE MADE NOAH CRY
Noah: STOP FIGHTING
Cris: Zuh?
-Shido-: HAVE I SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN THE FEARLESS FIGHTERS XAT CHAT?
Cris: HEY GUYS WANNA BRAWL BUT YOU CANT HAVE CUSS TAUNTS
Jplx: Yes Cris, I would love to brawl
Sunnycide: HEY FEARLESS FIGHTERS WHATS UP
Spinout: I have banned Sunnycide forever for no reason
Jplx: SPIN UNBAN HIM
Rick: Why he's a
Jplx: HE'S OUR FRIEND
Spinout: I'M THE LEADER HERE AND WHAT I SAY GOES
Jplx: NOW NOAH'S CRYING AGAIN
-Shido-: holy do these guys ever shut up... this I'm out of here. I'M GOING TO THE SWC CHAT.
--
-Shido-: HEY GUYS
Cosmick: OKAY GUYS HERE ARE THE TEAMS
-Shido-: TEAMS? :D What we doing here?
Cosmick: ME, SUNNY, AND MASTER VS ZIRO, MUSIC, AND HBSFDUDE
-Shido-: Whats going on? Something fun? :D
Cosmick: LET THE FLAME WAR, BEGIN
-Shido-: O_O I'm out
--
"OKAY WHERE THE HELL AM I NOW!" Shido shouted. "Huh? What's going on here?"
"Shido, it's Nick, he's back with the sword!" Jamez said.
"Me and Sky are scared!" Ziro said. "It's okay Sky, really it is!"
"Oh. I'm HERE." Shido said. "Well I'm out of here, I hope you ers enjoyed the only sixty-four words that will ever be written about you again."
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where am i now i said.
oh i said. im in a bad ff! i then walked over to the pizza stand and ordered two pizzas i ate them for a long long lgon time.
y is this happening to me i just want2 gho bak to finr. i said
theres no place like home no place like home no place like home mm this pizzas good.
whoa look at the time i really must be going goodbye
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I FINALLY ENDED UP BACK IN BLOODYREGRET'S HOUSE.
"OKAY" BLOODYREGRET SAID. "JAMEZ GET OUT OF MY HOUSE."
"WHHHHHHHHHHHHY" JAMEZ SAID.
"YOU JUST ED UP REALITY" I SAID. "HEY WHERES NICK?"
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF" JAMEZ SAID. "HES BACK IN TIME"
"BACK IN TIME?" I SAID.
"YEAH. I ACCIDENTLY LEFT HIM THERE. WHOOPS." JAMEZ SAID.
"MY GOD JAMEZ YOU'RE STUPIDER THAN ME" I SAID. "BLOODY CAN YOU SEND ME BACK IN TIME TO GET NICK?"
"IM AFRAID NOT." BLOODY SAID.
"DAMN YOU JAMEZ" I SAID.
NICK WALKED INTO THE HOUSE.
"NICK! I THOUGHT YOU WERE BACK IN TIME!" I SAID.
"I WAS. 5 MINUTES BACK IN TIME. JAMEZ PUSHED ME DOWN A HILL BECAUSE HE WANTED TO BE THE FIRST ONE BACK TO BLOODYREGRETS HOUSE."
"HI GUYS" SHIDO SAID AS HE WALKED INSIDE.
"WTF" I SAID. "TWO OF ME?"
"OH NO..." BLOODYREGRET SAID. "APPARENTLY TIME REALLY SCREWED UP AND WHILE WE TRAVELED BACK IN TIME, AND SHIDO ENTERED ANOTHER DIMENSION, SHIDO MUST HAVE BEEN ACCIDENTLY CLONED IN THE PROGRESS. AND ITS ALL JAMEZ FAULT."
"SO WHICH ONE IS THE MAIN CHARACTER?" I ASKED.
"THAT IS A QUESTION." SHIDO SAID.
"BEHOLD SHIDO. YOUR ED UP FLIPPER BABY" JAMEZ SAID.
"WELL WERE OBVIOUSLY GOING TO HAVE TO KILL ONE OF THEM" NICK SAID.
"YES, WE ARE, BECAUSE WHENEVER SOMEONE HAS A CLONE THEY ARE EVIL AND WE DO NOT NEED EVIL SHIDOS RUNNING AROUND." BLOODYREGRET SAID.
"BUT WHICH ONE IS SHIDO?" NICK ASKED.
"WE'LL ASK THEM QUESTIONS ONLY SHIDO CAN KNOW" JAMEZ SAID.
"THEYRE BOTH SHIDO, ." BLOODYREGRET SAID.
"FINE...WE'LL ASK THEM QUESTIONS AND WE'LL SEE WHO HAS THE MOST EVIL ANSWERS." JAMEZ SAID.
"WOW THAT SOUNDS RLY GOOD JAMEZ, UR SO SMART AND ABSOLUTLY RESPECTABLE." SHIDO SAID.
"K, THAT IS NOT SHIDO." NICK SAID.
"NO, NICK, I THINK IT IS. I THINK SHIDO HAS FINALLY REALIZED HOW COOL I AM" JAMEZ SAID.
"NOT REALLY" I SAID.
"HEY HEY HEY. I'LL BE ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE, CLONE." JAMEZ SAID. "QUESTION ONE. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GAME IN THE WHOLE WORLD."
"SONIC" SHIDO SAID.
"EXACTLY." JAMEZ SAID. "EVERYONE KNOWS SHIDOS FAVORITE GAME IS SONIC."
")_)" I SAID.
"YOU'RE STARTING TO LOOK A LITTLE BAD THERE, CLONE." JAMEZ SAID.
"JAMEZ THATS THE REAL SHIDO." NICK SAID.
"NICK, I THINK IVE KNOWN SHIDO LONGER THAN YOU HAVE." JAMEZ SAID.
"NO YOU HAVENT. I MET HIM IN CHAPTER 2 AND YOU MET HIM IN CHAPTER...3-4ISH." NICK SAID.
"YEAH WELL UR MOM. K NEXT QUESTION" JAMEZ SAID. "WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT. SONIC OR MARIO"
"SONIC OF COURSE." SHIDO SAID.
")_)" I SAID.
"OKAY, FINAL QUESTION." JAMEZ SAID. "WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE MEMBER OF OUR NR TEAM."
"YOU OF COURSE, MASTER" SHIDO SAID.
"AS OF RIGHT NOW PROBABLY NICK, BECAUSE HES THE ONLY ONE WITH A BRAIN" I SAID.
"ALRIGHT. WEVE FOUND OUR SHIDO." JAMEZ SAID.
"YAY" SHIDO SAID.
"ARE YOU SRSLY THAT ING STUPID." BLOODYREGRET SAID. "NICK! QUICK GRAB THE AXE!"
BLOODYREGRET TOSSED AN AXE AT NICK, AND HE CAUGHT IT AND SWUNG IT INTO SHIDOS BACK.
"WTF R U DOING?!?!?!?!" JAMEZ SAID.
"THANK YOU NICK" I SAID.
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFU" SHIDO SAID IN HIS FINAL BREATH.
"SHIDO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" JAMEZ SAID.
"K" I SAID. "NOW THAT THATS OVER, BLOODY, WE NEED SOME INFO"
"I KNOW." BLOODY SAID. "YOU HAVE THE GOLDEN SWORD. LEMME SEE I-JAMEZ STOP CRYING ITS ANNOYING. LEMME SEE IT."
I HANDED BLOODY THE SWORD.
"WOW, WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?" BLOODY ASKED.
"UH-GUY NAMED SNAKEPIT GAVE IT TO ME." I SAID.
"OH. THE FIRST SEAL." BLOODY SAID.
"EXPLAIN. EVERYTHING." I SAID.
"K" BLOODYSAID. "WELL...YOU SEE. IN THE OLD ANCIENT TIMES BEFORE MANKIND EXISTED-"
"IF MANKIND DIDNT EXIST HOW WAS THIS TIME RECORD" JAMEZ SAID.
"-3 ANGELS RULED THE WORLD-"
"THE WORLD OF NO MANKIND?"
"-EACH OF THEM HAD A GOLDEN ITEM. THE WEAKEST WAS MARTAN WHO HAD THE GOLDEN ARMOR. THEN BRADLEY WHO HAD THE GOLDEN SHIELD. AND FINALLY THE STRONGEST OF THEM, AND THE UNIVERSES CREATOR, GOD. GOD HAD THE GOLDEN SWORD-"
"THIS STORY IS EXTREMLY GAY"
"TOGETHER, THE GOLDEN ITEMS MADE THE WIELDER INVINCIBLE. BUT TOGETHER THEY WERE JUST GOOD."
"LIKE SHIDOS MOM. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH"
"ONE DAY, BRADLEY, THE MOST UNSTABLE OF THE THREE DECIDED HE WOULD TRY TO TAKE ALL THREE ITEMS AND OVERTAKE GOD."
"DID HE HAVE A CHANCE? :0"
"YES, FOR HE WAS VERY POWERFUL. ANYWAYS, BRADLEY FOUGHT MARTAN AND DEFEATED HIM. ONCE BRADLEY HAD THE GOLDEN ARMOR, MARTAN WENT TO WARN GOD OF WHAT WAS HAPPENING. ANGRY AT BRADLEY, GOD CREATED A FOURTH ITEM, THE GOLDEN ARROW, WHICH COULD SLICE THROUGH ANYTHING."
"THAT WOULD MAKE ARTS AND CRAFTS SO ING EASY"
"NOW BRADLEY NEEDED THE ARROW TO BECOME INVINCIBLE TOO. BUT GOD SEALED IT IN AN UNKNOWN AREA WHERE BRADLEY COULD NEVER FIND IT. OUTRAGED, BRADLEY FOUGHT GOD, BUT GOD WON."
"GOD FTW"
"AS HIS PUNISHMENT, GOD SEALED BRADLEY IN A CURSE WHICH KEPT HIM FROM USING ANY OF HIS NATURAL POWERS AND HE WAS LOCKED IN SOME SORT OF REALM."
"DID HE GET GROUNDED FROM GAMEBOY SP? ONE TIME MY MOM TOOK AWAY MY GAMEBOY SP FOR 5 MONTHS CAUSE I CALLED HER A -"
"FOR GODS SAKE SHUT THE UP YOU STUPID FURRY BUTT PIRATE. ANYWAYS... BRADLEY HAD TAKEN HIS GOLDEN SHIELD DOWN TO THE REALM WITH HIM, AND GOD LET HIM, BECAUSE HE FEARED OF MORTALS FINDING ALL THE GOLDEN ITEMS, AND HE KNEW AS LONG AS BRADLEY WAS IN THE REALM THERE WOULD ALWAYS BE ONE THEY COULDNT GET."
"BUT SWC HAS IT. RK SAID."
"YES, AS PEOPLE GREW ADVANCED WITH MAGIC, IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR THEM TO GO TO THE REALM. I BELIEVE THAT SWC LEARNED THE MAGIC, WENT IN THE REALM AND KICKED BRADLEY'S ASS. ANYWAYS, WHEN GOD CREATED HEAVEN, HE LEFT HIS SWORD WITH ONE FAMILY WHICH HAS BEEN PASSING IT DOWN FOR GENERATIONS TO GUARD. "
"WHY DIDNT HE JUST DESTROY THE GOLDEN WEAPONS?"
"GOD DAMMIT I'LL GET TO THAT. IT IS ALSO SAID THAT MARTAN IS STILL ON EARTH AND HE STILL HAS THE GOLDEN ARMOR. AS FOR THE ARROW...NO ONE KNOWS WHERE IT IS, EXCEPT GOD. "
"OKAY, WHY DIDNT HE DESTROY THEM?"
"WHEN BRADLEY WAS SEALED IN THE REALM OF NO RETURN, GOD NEEDED HIS REPLACEMENT. GOD TRIED FOR BILLIONS OF YEARS, BUT EACH CREATION WAS NOT AS GOOD AS BRADLEY WAS. UNTIL, GOD CREATED THE PERFECT ANGEL."
"AND WHERE IS THAT ANGEL NOW?"
"NO ONE KNOWS. BUT, GOD KNEW ONE DAY, BRADLEY WOULD ESCAPE, AND WHEN THAT TIME COMES, THE CHOSEN ANGEL WILL DEFEND THE WORLD AGAINST HIM. THE ONLY WAY THE ANGEL COULD HAVE AN UPPERHAND AGAINST BRADLEY IS WITH ATLEAST THREE OUT OF FOUR OF THE GOLDEN ITEMS. SO, GOD KEPT THEM ON THIS WORLD FOR THE ANGEL TO FIND."
"THEN WHY DID SNAKEPIT GIVE SHIDO THE SWORD?"
"WELL" I SAID. "HE WAS DIEING WHEN HE GAVE IT TO ME."
"YES." BLOODYREGRET SAID. "HE PROBABLY LEFT IT IN YOUR TRUST THAT YOU'D GIVE IT TO THE ANGEL."
"BUT HOW CAN WE WHEN WE DONT KNOW WHO THE THAT ANGEL IS?!?!?!!?!!" JAMEZ SAID.
"IT IS SAID THAT THE ANGEL WILL COME TO THE HOLDER OF THE SWORD." BLOODYREGRET SAID. "ANYWAYS...THE AREA OF THE GOLDEN ARROW IS TOTALLY UNKNOWN. I'VE TRIED LOOKING FOR IT ALMOST ALL MY LIFE BUT---I NEVER FOUND IT."
"SO YOU DOUBT SWC WILL?"
"NO...THERES SOMETHING ABOUT SWC THAT MAKES ME THINK THEY ALREADY KNOW WHERE IT IS."
"MAYBE WE CAN GET MT TO HELP US" JAMEZ SAID.
"SIGH" BLOODY SAID. "YOU FOOL. MT IS-"
BOOOOOOOM
"WHAT WAS THAT?" NICK ASKED.
"LETS CHECK" I SAID.
WE WENT OUTSIDE AND SAW A GIANT CRATER IN THE GROUND.
WE WATCHED AS THE FIGURE CLIMBED UP FROM THE CRATER.
COULD IT POSSIBLY BE THE ANGEL??????
NOPE, IT WAS MEBALL.
"FINALLY FOUND YOU GUYS" MEBALL2 SAID.
" WHAT NOW?" JAMEZ SAID.
"THE SWORD!" I SAID.
"SHIDO WAIT!" BLOODY SAID. "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF POWER-"
BAM BAM BAM
MEBALL SHOT HALF OF BLOODYS FACE OFF.
"SHUDDAP OLD MAN" MEBALL SAID.
"UH OH" JAMEZ SAID.
BLOODY ROLLED DOWN THE HILL DEAD.
I REMEMBERED WHAT RK DID WITH THE SWORD TO GINGA. COULD I POSSIBLY DO IT TOO?
BUT I FORGOT WHAT HE YELLED. I DECIDED I WOULD JUST USE THE SWORD HOW I WAS TOUGHT.
I RAN UP TO MEBALL2 AND SLASHED THE SWORD, MISSED, AND FELL ON THE GROUND. MEBALL2 PICKED UP THE SWORD.
"WOW THANKS NOOBS" MEBALL2 SAID. "I'LL BE GOING NOW-"
"NOT SO FAST" A MYSTERIOUS MAN SAID.
THE MAN JUMPED DOWN FROM THE SKY AND LANDED ON MEBALL2.
"OWWW" MEBALL2 SAID.
THE MAN TOOK THE SWORD.
"IM SURE YOU GENTLEMEN NEED THIS?" HE SAID.
THE MAN WAS FAT-REALLY FAT. WITH A RED BANDANA TIED AROUND HIS MOUTH AND A BLACK COYBOY HAT.
"WHOA THANKS MYSTERIOUS MAN!" JAMEZ SAID.
"YOU FOOLS! MTFTWMTFTWMTFTW!!!!" MEBALL2 CRIED OUT.
THE MAN STUCK THE SWORD IN MEBALL2S HEAD, KILLING HIM.
I GOT UP AND HE HANDED THE SWORD TO ME.
"THANKS" I SAID. "SO...ARE YOU THE ANGEL?"
"ME? AN ANGEL? UH, NO." THE MAN SAID.
"WHO ARE YOU THEN?" NICK ASKED.
"YOU CAN CALL ME.....IZZY. YES, IZZY." THE MAN SAID. "I HAVE RECENTLY BECOME A MASKED AVENGER OF THE GOOD GUYS AND HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU PPL B4 IN MY LIFE."
"HEY IZZY, WANT TO JOIN MY TEAM?" JAMEZ SAID. "WERE ON A SUPER COOL ADVENTURE."
"THANKS BUT, I THINK I'LL JOIN YOUR TEAM ONCE YOUR DEAD." IZZY SAID.
"OH, THATS COOL." JAMEZ SAID. "I'LL SEND YOU A POSTCARD."
"YEAH...L8R" IZZY SAID DISSAPEARING INTO THE FORREST.
"WOW I WISH I KNEW WHO IZZY REALLY WAS, IM SURE HE AND I WOULD RLY GET ALONG GREAT" JAMEZ SAID.
"NICK! I THOUGHT YOU WERE BACK IN TIME!" I SAID.
"I WAS. 5 MINUTES BACK IN TIME. JAMEZ PUSHED ME DOWN A HILL BECAUSE HE WANTED TO BE THE FIRST ONE BACK TO BLOODYREGRETS HOUSE."
"YOU CAN CALL ME.....IZZY. YES, IZZY." THE MAN SAID. "I HAVE RECENTLY BECOME A MASKED AVENGER OF THE GOOD GUYS AND HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU PPL B4 IN MY LIFE."
"HEY IZZY, WANT TO JOIN MY TEAM?" JAMEZ SAID. "WERE ON A SUPER COOL ADVENTURE."
"THANKS BUT, I THINK I'LL JOIN YOUR TEAM ONCE YOUR DEAD." IZZY SAID.
"OH, THATS COOL." JAMEZ SAID. "I'LL SEND YOU A POSTCARD."
"YEAH...L8R" IZZY SAID DISSAPEARING INTO THE FORREST.
"WOW I WISH I KNEW WHO IZZY REALLY WAS, IM SURE HE AND I WOULD RLY GET ALONG GREAT" JAMEZ SAID.
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