Florence: Once upon a time there was a boy called Laggy the Kag.
Florence: Laggy was a half hob goblin and half human.
Florence: He lived on the edge of Ikeaswedenokokland
Florence: In a small crooked house with his mother, a human.
Florence: But Laggy wanted to get out of Ikeaswedenokokland (what a mouthful!)
Florence: He was sick of living in the cold house with his mother.
Florence: But his mother didn't want him to leave! Laggy was her only child.
Florence: "We could get the radiator fixed! I'll buy you a blanket! Just don't go son! ;_;"
Florence: But Lag wasn't having it, he wanted to travel to a tropical beach.
Florence: With palm trees and sparkling white sands.
Florence: So Lag left one day and crossed the border and was now in Cheapfurnitureeuropeland.
Florence: The climate was just as harsh as Ikeaswedenokokland.
Florence: But it wasn't cold and wet, it was roasting hot and dry as bone.
Florence: The sun fried Laggy's poor green hob goblin skin.
Florence: And he realized he would never be able to live on a sunny beach and get drunk on fancy cocktails.
Florence: So Laggy crawled back over to Ikeasomethingsomethingland
Florence: And Laggy saw this super scary looking witch.
Florence: She was the stereotypical witch, black hat, broomstick (but it had jets on the end), and a cat.
Florence: And witch noticed Laggy and shouted over to him, "How did you get so burnt in such wet weather?!"
Florence: Laggy thought she might of been a evil witch so he ran away.
Florence: "JASON, BRING ME THAT BURNT HOBGOBLIN HYBRID THING!"
Florence: And the witch's cat transformed into a 14 foot tall cat cybord.
Florence: And the cat picked up Laggy and dropped him down beside the witch.
Florence: "Hai, I'm Wednesday, why did you run away?"
Florence: ..........
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Florence: back to story lol
Me: haha XP
Florence: "Hai, I'm Wednesday the Witch, why did you run away before?"
Florence: "I thought you were evil ;_;" Laggy cried, cause he's a wimp.
Florence: "I just wanted to help you, get rid of that awful sun burn" Wednesday said kindly
Florence: "I'm here on my holidays and I wanted to help out the locals
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Florence: Laggy couldn't believe his luck!
Florence: So Laggy and Wednesday chatted a bit more and Wednesday agreed to get rid of Laggy's sunburn.
Florence: And tells Laggy he should stay in Ikeaswedenokokland with his mother.
Florence: "Bam zizzle dam, sun burnness be gone zatbat!!" Wednesday screamed as she waved her wand.
Florence: And Laggy turned into a mushroom.
Me: OMG LOL
Florence: "Lol, got you"
Florence: And Wednesday left, leaving Laggy the Mushroom rooted into the wet earth.
Florence: At least his sun burn had gone.
Florence: THE END
Me: You are a dork.
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