[Hiroko]

Here is my fan fic. I finally got the nerve enough to post it here, aside from the site you see when clicking my userbar.

There are a couple of things I have to mention before I commence:
-I consider Sheik a girl, so Sheik is female. Hate me all you want, or just don't read and flame me.
-I usually add some tidbit before and after the posts. I myself will decide whether I will post the original messages or not (this beginning post has the afternote).
-I will most likely post between comments, if I get any.
-I did not give the individual posts names, so, exclusive to Friendcodes.com, I will give each post a name. The names, of course, are in the post topic bar right under our avatars.
-One last thing... All of these posts have already been posted, as far back as March. It's a long story, longer than my others. I will let y'all know when I add new posts.
Remember, I eat comments. They nourish and sustain me.

Here we go.

The directory for A.P.E.X. is in the spoiler below.

Spoiler

http://www.friendcodes.com/forums/bl...-piece-of.html

[Hiroko]

This world...
Three...
Is a world...
Two...
That fights.
One...

GO!!!

Sheik and (Zero Suit) Samus: *take positions*
Snake and Cpt. Falcon: *take positions*
Announcer: The first to the Smash Ball is the only person to get one!
Sheik: *whispers* You get the ball?
Samus: *whispers* That's the strategy?
Sheik: *whispers* Sounds like it.
Samus: Okay--
(The Smash Ball appears.)
Sheik: O-kay! *throws Samus up*
Cpt. Falcon: Oh, no you don't! Get a taste of... FALCON PUNCH!
Samus: *falls*
Sheik: Focus... *charges Needles*
*jumps, ready to hit the Smash Ball*
Samus: Sheik!! Wait!!
Snake: *kicks Smash Ball and breaks it*
Sheik: *slices Cpt. Falcon* Samus, be careful!
Snake: *activates his Final Smash*
Sheik: Captain...
Cpt. Falcon: Yes, baby?
Sheik: ... *throws Needles at him*
Snake: *starts shooting; hits Samus first*
Exact hit.
Samus: Sheik! *gets hits again* Stop Captain- *gets hit again* -Falcon! *gets hit again and is K.O.'d*
Snake: *waits for Samus to come back and fires at here again*
Sheik: *grabs Cpt. Falcon* Samus, you--
Samus: *gets hit again* Kinda busy here!
*gets hit again...again...is K.O.'d*
Snake: Heh... Time to go back.
*Final Smash exits*
Sheik: Let me get him!
(5!)
Samus: Kinda late for that.
(4!)
(3!)
Sheik: ...Sigh.
(2!)
(1!)
(GAME!)
(The winner is...)
Sheik: Let's split before they rub it in or faces.
Samus: Agreed.
(At Snake and Cpt. Falcon)
Snake: Another win for the DL.
Cpt. Falcon: Sure.
Snake: What now?
Cpt Falcon: You've been acting oddly lately. You rarely want to battle anymore!
Snake: I--
Cpt. Falcon: The only time you want to fight is when we fight Sheik and Samus!...Not that I can blame you, hmm hmm!
Snake: What's your point?
Cpt. Falcon: And I noticed something!
Snake: Oh, REALLY?
Cpt. Falcon: The only person you attacked was Samus last round!
Snake: I don't know. I... I guess I kind of like her.
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(Walking in the SSBM Park (YES, I brought it back!)
Sheik: Ah, it was fun, anyway.
Samus: "Fun"?
Sheik: Sure. Smacking DL members is always fun.
Samus: Not for me much. That Snake only EVER attacks ME! Ooooooh! If I ever see him off the battle field, I'll... *makes tearing noises and gestures*
Sheik: Calm down. Calm down.
Samus: For your sake, fine.
It seems that our most interesting battles are only with DL fighters, you know.
Sheik: *shrugs* It's just based on our old rivalry with them...
Samus: Then there's nothing we can do about it...
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THERE, you greedy fairy. You get the starting post. Now go away, and be patient until the next post.

[Tax]

I love it.

[HeathWhoHathNo]

Amazeing! its even better than the first time I read it :P
You could write a book you know :P

[Hiroko]

Since that's the intro post, I'll go ahead and post another today.

Here's another post. Not too shabby! I will use some SSE areas for the story, as well.
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(Sheik and Samus are walking in a hallway at the O.F. headquarters.)
Sheik: Checking in!
Computer 05: Please place your hand over the scanner.
*checking...*
Identified as: Sheik. Welcome back.
Sheik: Agreed. Samus is here with me.
Comp. 05: Samus, please place your hand over the scanner.
Samus: I'd like that... If you could ACTUALLY scan my hand.
Comp. 05: True. But voice recognition says "Samus".
Samus: Okay, then! So I'll just--
Comp. 05: INCOMING MESSAGE for member Sheik.
Sheik: Open, please.
Comp. 05: Your presence has been requested by
PRINCESS ZELDA.
Sheik: Oh, great...
Er, you go on, Samus.
Samus: Hum, I'm only going to put on my Power Suit. I'll wait outside her castle.
Sheik: Computer 05, tell Zelda I'm on my way. The castle, correct?
Comp.05: Yes, Sheik.
Sheik: Okay. Thanks.
Comp. 05: A pleasure to see you, Sheik. *closes*
Sheik: Meet you there, old friend. *claps and uses Vanish*
Samus: Bye. *walks in the room*
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Zelda: *sigh* Where is Sheik?
Miss, was not a message sent to her?
Maid: Yes, ma'am. Sheik is usually prompt, Milady, so do not fret.
Zelda: I guess so--
Sheik: *appears and kneels on one knee* Your Highness.
Zelda: *jumps up* Sheik!
Oop. *sits down* Sheik. I was waiting.
Sheik: *stands up* You rang?
Zelda You know, Sheik...
Sheik: Yes, ma'am?
Zelda: Of all my loyal subjects, you are one that sticks out in my mind. You have put up with time itself with patience and obedience.
Sheik: ...Thank you.
Zelda: ...Have you seen Link-
Sheik: Is that why you called me? Again?
Zelda: Well, I haven't seen him all-
Sheik: Why does this happen to me?... NO, I have NOT seen Link at all.
Zelda: Pooh... Well, thank you for showing up, as always, Sheik.
Sheik: Okay, then. *begins to walk off*
Zelda: ...Sheik!
Sheik: *stops* Yes?
Zelda: You always seem so worked up in your O.F. duties.
Sheik: I'll remember that. *claps and disappears*
Maid: Oh... She seems so cold sometimes!
Zelda: That's one of her positive attributes.
(Outside the castle...)
Samus: Another waste?
Sheik: Haaa, yes.
Samus: She loves her BOYfriend so.
Sheik: Whatevs.
Samus: A shame. You couldn't love if you tried.
Sheik: Pff. Neither could you.
Samus: It's not my problem.
(Sheik and Samus teleport out and visit the Plain.)
Sheik: What a lovely day. The sun is shining, the grass is green, and I'm not happy!
Samus: ...
Sheik: A pity that you cannot relate to my feelings.
Samus: Says who?
Sheik: Snake, for one. He said about you "A cold woman in armor".
Samus: He said that because he didn't know who I was. He still doesn't know.
Sheik: If only he knew. I think he likes you.
Samus: Eh! Don't say such foolishness!
Sheik: Isn't it obvious? He only attacks you, talks about "that Samus" after battle, you know!~
Samus: It means nothing. He's just jealous. Of me, that is!
Sheik: No evidence!
Samus: Come on! That ridiculous Captain Falcon acts the same way!
Sheik: He does it with every girl. But SNAKE... Oh, Snake finds you special.
Samus: *looks away* Whatever...
Sheik: ...
Samus: Silent all of a sudden?
Sheik: Dodge.
(They dodge, and Ike rushes by. Sheik grabs his ankle and holds him upside-down.)
Sheik: Hello, stranger.
Ike: *smiles nervously*
Sheik: *drops him* So, Ike, why are you in such a rush?
Ike: *gets up* Looking for a trophy, Sheik.
Sheik: Here, of all places?
Ike: Yes. But, I'm not on a mission or anything.
Samus: Lyn, let me guess?
Ike: (HOW DID SHE!...) Uh, yes!
Sheik: Ugh, how long will this go on, your infatuation with Lyndis-
Ike: I trust you two, so I will say this:
Samus and Sheik: ?
Ike: It is NOT infatuation! It is LOVE, PURE, SWEET LOVE!
Samus: Calm down, Romeo.
Ike: But it is not enough to just make small talk! Lyn doesn't even notice me that much...
Sheik: You'll get it someday.
Ike: I will die an unhappy man!
Sheik: What means?
Ike: By love itself, or the sword of a DL.
Samus: Elaborate?
Ike: The love I harbor for another can not outgrow the love I have for the O.F.
...However, the love of a woman is causing me to fall short, it seems.
Sheik: So, you are saying that your love will distract you?
Ike: Isn't that what the problem is now?
Sheik: *looks into Ike's eyes* You do seem much slower and melancholy these days.
But still as brave and loyal as ever. Do not give up so soon.
Ike: *smiles* Yes, ma'am! Good-bye!
Sheik: ...Poor guy.
Samus: *checks the time* How cliche. We're going to be late for our rematch.
Sheik: Cliche! We must go.
*drags Samus off*
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(Samus and Sheik clock in.)
Sheik: Are you keeping your Suit on?
Samus: Snake deserves it.
Sheik: I told you.
Samus: *facepalm*
Referee: Are you two ready?
*they nod*
Please step onto the battlefield.
(Samus and Sheik step onto the stage. Snake and Cpt. Falcon also step on.)
Snake: *whispering* Nooo... Sheik switched partners!
Cpt. Falcon: But that's-
Snake: We have to fight this terrible other person!
Cpt. Falcon: You don't-
Snake: Oh, if only Samus could...
Referee: Same rules as yesterday! Ready?
All Fighters: *get ready*
Referee: ...
GO!!
Samus: I'll cover you! *charges at Snake and Cpt. Falcon*
Sheik: *uses Chain to hit the Smash Ball*
Snake: I'll get that ball and kill you first!
Samus: Try me.
Snake: (That sounds familiar... Never mind it!) *grabs Samus*
Sheik: Heh! There's no distraction now. *keeps attacking the Ball*
Cpt. Falcon: Buddy, you've got it all wrong! This is-
Snake: Going down! *throws Samus down and stomps his foot on her helmet*
Sheik, I have her now!
Sheik: I have them now.
Cpt. Falcon: What the...
Sheik: *eyes closed* One little. *puches Ball*
Snake: *steps on Samus harder*
Samus: Sheik.
Sheik: Two little.*opens one eye; Ball is punched*
Snake and Cpt. Falcon: Oh, no...
Sheik: Three little DLs. *Ball breaks and Sheik draws Light Bow*
*opens other eye* And now those three little DLs are crushed by defeat.
Samus: *labored* Funny.
Sheik: *shoots Light Arrow*
(Snake and Cpt. Falcon are sent flying and are K.O.'d. Samus gave them enough damage to allow this.)
Referee: GAME!!
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Another post settled! See you soon!

[Shivam]

I like it . Karma for you .

[Hiroko]

Thank you very much! I realize my posts are long, so I hope it doesn't cause any problems.

Whoop WHOOP!
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Cpt. Falcon: Hey, calm down, man. It's not-
Snake: I EVEN had her partner pinned down!
Cpt. Falcon: That you did, and quite well!
Snake: Humiliating me in- *takes a glance at Cpt. Falcon* Humiliating us in front of all those people!
Cpt. Falcon: Er, that's sometimes how a rematch goes...
Snake: That Sheik. Both amazing and annoying. More annoying than amazing.
Cpt. Falcon: And quite lovely at that!
Snake: That's not the point.
Cpt. Falcon: Let me guess. Is Samus more important to you?
Snake: ...
Cpt. Falcon: Ah, the silent method. It must be true. But on the business! How should we exact revenge on the likes of Sheik.
Snake: Oh!
Cpt. Falcon: What?
Snake: If we do that, Samus is almost certain to be around!
Cpt. Falcon: Are you going to talk to her?
Snake: No. Just look at her.
Cpt. Falcon: "Once smitten, twice shy" works both ways for you, doesn't it?
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(At Hyrule Temple... Samus is ZS.)
Sheik: Afternoon already. *holds teacup up*
Samus: It would seem so. *sips out of teacup*
Sheik: Wait a moment... *shakes teacup* My tea's gone...
Samus: Wait wait. *holds bottle of tea* I bought more.
Sheik: *grabs it and reads the label* Hurr...
Yes, my favorite. Considerate of you!
Samus: No problem. *sips again* Your love of tea continues.
Sheik: At least it's quiet here. We can't come unless it is like that.
Samus: Plus the special passage Zelda gave us.
Sheik: *sigh* Whatevs.
...You do realize that Cpt. Falcon and Reptile Boy will be back? *puts head in hand*
Samus: I hope not. ...They won't find us here. though.
Sheik: Still. Don't you think you should show Snake just how versatile you are-
Samus: If Snake doesn't know, then I won't tell him. And you can't either.
Sheik: Fine. Someone will have to tell Snake sooner or later, though.
Samus: ...
Sheik: Are you out of tea now?
Samus: *smiles* Last drop! *lets a drop fall*
Sheik: *catches drop on finger* Wasting tea...
Samus: *continues to smile* I knew that would work!!
Sheik: Okay, you got me. Let's go now.
(They leave... Sheik and Samus show up again at the Mario Kart racetrack to watch an O.F. vs. DL battle.)
Sheik: *sits*
Samus: *sits* We'll lose.
Sheik: What makes you so sure?
Samus: Look- Wolf and Wario. A dynamite team. They kill all in their path.
Sheik: ...Didn't we defeat them last week?
Samus: Yeah... But think about it.
(The battle begins. The two don't realize who is sitting behind them...)
Cpt. Falcon: ...NO! Not Ike! He is a worthy opponent...
Snake: You forgot about his partner...
Cpt. Falcon: Partner. Partner. Partner.
Who IS his partner.
Snake: ... Not here.
Cpt. Falcon: That's-
Hello, LADIES!
Samus: Haven't you anything better to do?
Sheik: *eyes closed* Like, watching Ike win against your dumb comrades?
Snake: *stands up* Hey!
Sheik: Shut up and watch.
(Ike gets a point, and Snake, humiliated, sits down.)
Sheik: Precisely.
Snake: Whatever. *looks at Samus' hair*
(Oh, what gorgeous hair. As gold as the sun, flowing, lush, and clean! Haaaaa!)
Cpt. Falcon: NO!
(Ike gains another point.)
Samus: Quiet. It is evident that Ike trains his behind off, whereas those two...
Cpt. Falcon: *pouts* Let's leave it at that.
(Everyone watches. Ike has now taken the defense and is being very careful not to lose any points. The DL fighters chase him, but to no avail.)
Sheik: Samus, I think Wolf should go solo. Wario is too consumed in his greed.
(Wario picks up a sticker.)
Sheik: See?
Samus: Pffmm. Makes sense.
Snake: (*whimpers inside* Oh, radiant beauty, if only I could talk to you! But you're also an O.F. member, so we're sworn enemies! Why me?!)
(Sheik and Cpt. Falcon are fighting.)
Sheik: No, I have more interesting things to do.
Cpt. Falcon: Give me a chance!
Sheik: I'm not about to waste my time.
Cpt. Falcon: Grrr... *sits*
(GAME!!
The winner is...
Team Blue (Ike)!)
Sheik and Samus: *clap fervently*
Cpt. Falcon: Turned down again...
Snake: Sabotage?
Cpt. Falcon: Yes.
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Sabotage what? Wait and see.

[Shiki]

To sum this all up in one word. Epic

[Hiroko]

Thank you all!
People like my fanfic, yay! I'll be adding the next post soon.

[Shivam]

Yet again I love it! I wish I could you more Karma... Can't wait for the next bit.