[Azurill]

OK, I had to write this for school, so let's see what you guys think!

Hi! My name is Phoenix Wright!
Some people call me “The Legal Knight!”
So I warn you to not bite!
If you do, your goose is cooked!
That's why my resume is always booked!
How about you just take a look!

If you dare to take a look,
You will find that I am always right
In fact, I even wrote a book;
That talks about my legal deeds in the night
Once, I was sued by an evil cook
Who wanted to take back her Bagel Bites

To save myself, I went over to my tera-byte
computer, and claimed “lookie!”
Because in my drive lay one of her coookies
She stared into the drive and learned I was right;
and why people call me “The Legal Knight”
Soon after, I recorded it all into my book!

It was a great read, my awesome book
Taken in best with little “bites”
I skim through my stories every night;
And sometimes, I just take a look;
Through all the things that aren't right;
Like the vileness that was inside that cook;

And did I tell you that I like to cook?
In fact, once I even fried my book!
It was one of those things that I had to rewrite
But those old bindings sure made a good bite!
In fact, maybe you should take a look
At my beautiful autobiography tomorrow night;

So, when you get into your nightie
And have had all your milk and cookies
Be sure to take a long look
At everyone's favorite book!
Or you can download it for a gigabyte,
But just remember, if you get sued, to call Phoenix Wright

[sk8radam1993]

I thought you were home schooled?

[Azurill]

I still have to do work for it, silly!

Anyway, whacha think?