1001 pickup lines

[Stephon]

Originally Posted by Snakepit

I want to be on you

moved to G&N

Lol! i want to be on you!?
thats straight forward.

[lolwut]

Originally Posted by Stephon

Lol! i want to be on you!?
thats straight forward.

Let's _ or let's have _ or let me put my _ _ you would be more straight forward.

The point is: Pickup lines are usually used to tell someone you want to have sexual intercourse with them. Last time I checked, threads on such matter weren't allowed.

[Stephon]

Originally Posted by lolwut

Let's _ or let's have _ or let me put my _ _ you would be more straight forward.

The point is: Pickup lines are usually used to tell someone you want to have sexual intercourse with them. Last time I checked, threads on such matter weren't allowed.

it still was funny though....
i got one:
girl are u jamaican
cuzz ur jamaican me crazy!

[Kookymime]

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

[That one was an idiotic one I heard a couple years back.]

[Stephon]

Originally Posted by >.<

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

[That one was an idiotic one I heard a couple years back.]

wow i never heard so many Lame pick up lines in one place!
even though, some girls find it funny.

[UberSkull]

"do you know karate 'cause your body is kickin'!"

[walkingdisaster]

they say laughter is the best medicine, but your love healed my broken heart!
thats more of a "i love you"

this one i saw on a poster it was number 1:
1) OK, you'll do.
LOL

[AGU003]

you fart cause you blow me away

[Secret]

Originally Posted by Rahi123

you fart cause you blow me away

OMG!!! I luv that:D here is a corny one. You must wash your pants in Windex cuz I can see myself in them.

[Stephon]

Originally Posted by Secret

OMG!!! I luv that:D here is a corny one. You must wash your pants in Windex cuz I can see myself in them.

lOl, Woow! That was corny(yet clever)