1001 pickup lines

[Kayzee]

Originally Posted by Secret

OMG!!! I luv that:D here is a corny one. You must wash your pants in Windex cuz I can see myself in them.

I lol'd.

I'm gonna see if I can make that one work. XD

[Stephon]

are u a doctor cuzz u can check me out anytime!

[PaPa SmUrF]

Here are some of my faves:^-^

Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got lost in your eyes.

I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I'd have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that's you.

Do you have a band-aid? [Why?] I hurt my knee when I fell for you.

[princedoublej]

i lost my number,can i have yours?

your sexy

nice pants

[Kayzee]

Originally Posted by princedoublej

i lost my number,can i have yours?

I like that one too. XD

[princedoublej]

Originally Posted by Kayzee

I like that one too. XD

my friend jesse said it to these girls at frite night

[magicmario]

Originally Posted by Stephon

are u a doctor cuzz u can check me out anytime!

i like that one!
heres mine:
can you catch love (why?) because theres a couple of balls coming your way! xD

[Sukiyah]

Originally Posted by magicmario

i like that one!
heres mine:
can you catch love (why?) because theres a couple of balls coming your way! xD

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>o<

[Stephon]

Originally Posted by Sukiyah

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>o<

ayy! that joke was soo degrading to women! right suki?



Whispers: that was a good one xD

[Oshimama]

Are you from Tennessee, because you're the only ten I see.

Excuse me, I think I dropped something. [What?] My JAW!