1001 pickup lines

[Kayzee]

Here's one:

Let's ••••.

[Freakin Uzu]

oops double posted my bad sorry :eek:

[DeadMetalhead]

Originally Posted by Kayzee

Here's one:

Let's ••••.

That one only works when the other person is drunk. Just thought I'd point that out in case Stephon wants to write it down. ;)

The best pickup line ever.

[Divine E]

Here are mine.

If you were gas in my butt, I would never fart again because I would be afraid to lose you.

Let's get drunk and screw.

Like my Sombrero? It would look better on you.

Those clothes look good on you. But they would look better on my floor.

There is a party in my pants, and you're invited.

[Stephon]

Originally Posted by DeadMetalhead

Prove me wrong. :cool:

And also, the greatest pickup line ever is in the spoiler. >:]

Spoiler

You're hot. Want to get some coffee?

(For best results, use this line at or close to a Starbucks. ;))

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theres better...=D
and why stress somethin u cant get?
i'll leave her to u, okkay?

[Stephon]

Originally Posted by DeadMetalhead

That one only works when the other person is drunk. Just thought I'd point that out in case Stephon wants to write it down. ;)

The best pickup line ever.

-____- shut up.

[DeadMetalhead]

Originally Posted by Stephon

theres better...=D
and why stress somethin u cant get?
i'll leave her to u, okkay?

Oh, hell. We're not gonna go over this AGAIN are we? :/

Has anyone ever tried the Rick Roll as a pickup line? :O

[Stephon]

Originally Posted by DeadMetalhead

Oh, hell. We're not gonna go over this AGAIN are we? :/

Has anyone ever tried the Rick Roll as a pickup line? :O

Lol .
wha?

[DeadMetalhead]

Originally Posted by Stephon

Lol .
wha?

I'm thinking that just might be crazy enough to work. D:

[Stephon]

Originally Posted by DeadMetalhead

I'm thinking that just might be crazy enough to work. D:

Try it, tell me how it goes....