Make a Paradox or Oxymoron

[olawd]

Originally Posted by sushi4life

I LOL at this one it was so random.

o well then you get this
YouTube - Good Day Sir!

[Life]

Originally Posted by Shippuden90

o well then you get this
YouTube - Good Day Sir!

ROFL the guy talking looked funny and real serious

[Pastapiggy]

heres a paradox

50 cent, katy perry, and lloyd banks are straight geeked and illin in their tour bus which is appropriately named "east of eden" after john steinbecks book. well, their bus flies off a bridge and crashes into the ground and they all die. now, all the members of the hip hop community mourn (or celebrate) their deaths and eventually, the news isnt that big/shocking anymore. well, later on in the year (the crash happened in february so like in october), a new CD from 50 cent is released. many people are baffled by this because it has new material. they think that it was just music he recorded before and his record company decided to release it however the record company says they were not aware of any new recordings. people start up theories on whether anyone in the tour bus died and those who say that no one did present evidence that the tour bus was NEVER found and that there was no investigation on what happened. eventually, someone publishes a book called "Here's My 50 Cents" where she discusses the crash and how it could have not happened, saying stuff like there was no bridge in the area the trio was headed to. eventually, a tv special is aired called "I kissed Katy Perry......and I liked it!" where a 30 year old man explains how he married katy perry 5 months after the crash and how she actually is alive and she just faked her death to avoid the public. after they examine the DNA of his wife, they find out that she isnt katy but she is RELATED to katy perry. the doctor who conducted this dna test said "this is the first time this has ever happened to me whatsup mtv). regarding banks, some students in a boarding school in england have claimed to have seen him buying alcohol at a store across the street from the school. some say that it was an imposter but the kids claim is was him saying "he had so much bling on he was like iron man".

so, 5 years after the incident, another cd is released from 50 cent, this time having a message. apparently, if you played the whole cd backwards, there was a long speech about how the three really never died and how they actually went into hiding to work on new work for their super group "Perry and the illiterates". however, many said that it thats not what the speech said and eventually, many different interpretations of the speech are collected and published in "Here's My 50 Cents 2: Got Change?" which includes a deeper analysis of the whole situation. a movie gets made which is directed by george lucas titled "Tour Bus" which details what MIGHT have happened to the trio. it got a 30% at rottentomatoes.com with many reviews saying that "the movie is implausible; where are the velociraptors?".

who was the driver?

[Life]

Originally Posted by Pastapiggy

heres a paradox

50 cent, katy perry, and lloyd banks are straight geeked and illin in their tour bus which is appropriately named "east of eden" after john steinbecks book. well, their bus flies off a bridge and crashes into the ground and they all die. now, all the members of the hip hop community mourn (or celebrate) their deaths and eventually, the news isnt that big/shocking anymore. well, later on in the year (the crash happened in february so like in october), a new CD from 50 cent is released. many people are baffled by this because it has new material. they think that it was just music he recorded before and his record company decided to release it however the record company says they were not aware of any new recordings. people start up theories on whether anyone in the tour bus died and those who say that no one did present evidence that the tour bus was NEVER found and that there was no investigation on what happened. eventually, someone publishes a book called "Here's My 50 Cents" where she discusses the crash and how it could have not happened, saying stuff like there was no bridge in the area the trio was headed to. eventually, a tv special is aired called "I kissed Katy Perry......and I liked it!" where a 30 year old man explains how he married katy perry 5 months after the crash and how she actually is alive and she just faked her death to avoid the public. after they examine the DNA of his wife, they find out that she isnt katy but she is RELATED to katy perry. the doctor who conducted this dna test said "this is the first time this has ever happened to me whatsup mtv). regarding banks, some students in a boarding school in england have claimed to have seen him buying alcohol at a store across the street from the school. some say that it was an imposter but the kids claim is was him saying "he had so much bling on he was like iron man".

so, 5 years after the incident, another cd is released from 50 cent, this time having a message. apparently, if you played the whole cd backwards, there was a long speech about how the three really never died and how they actually went into hiding to work on new work for their super group "Perry and the illiterates". however, many said that it thats not what the speech said and eventually, many different interpretations of the speech are collected and published in "Here's My 50 Cents 2: Got Change?" which includes a deeper analysis of the whole situation. a movie gets made which is directed by george lucas titled "Tour Bus" which details what MIGHT have happened to the trio. it got a 30% at rottentomatoes.com with many reviews saying that "the movie is implausible; where are the velociraptors?".

who was the driver?

This sounds similar to tupacs story besides the whole bus thing and if you created this by yourself you are very creative i wold have to say hip-hop legend Tupac was the driver i know random answer.

[Wolfie456]

Originally Posted by Pastapiggy

heres a paradox

50 cent, katy perry, and lloyd banks are straight geeked and illin in their tour bus which is appropriately named "east of eden" after john steinbecks book. well, their bus flies off a bridge and crashes into the ground and they all die. now, all the members of the hip hop community mourn (or celebrate) their deaths and eventually, the news isnt that big/shocking anymore. well, later on in the year (the crash happened in february so like in october), a new CD from 50 cent is released. many people are baffled by this because it has new material. they think that it was just music he recorded before and his record company decided to release it however the record company says they were not aware of any new recordings. people start up theories on whether anyone in the tour bus died and those who say that no one did present evidence that the tour bus was NEVER found and that there was no investigation on what happened. eventually, someone publishes a book called "Here's My 50 Cents" where she discusses the crash and how it could have not happened, saying stuff like there was no bridge in the area the trio was headed to. eventually, a tv special is aired called "I kissed Katy Perry......and I liked it!" where a 30 year old man explains how he married katy perry 5 months after the crash and how she actually is alive and she just faked her death to avoid the public. after they examine the DNA of his wife, they find out that she isnt katy but she is RELATED to katy perry. the doctor who conducted this dna test said "this is the first time this has ever happened to me whatsup mtv). regarding banks, some students in a boarding school in england have claimed to have seen him buying alcohol at a store across the street from the school. some say that it was an imposter but the kids claim is was him saying "he had so much bling on he was like iron man".

so, 5 years after the incident, another cd is released from 50 cent, this time having a message. apparently, if you played the whole cd backwards, there was a long speech about how the three really never died and how they actually went into hiding to work on new work for their super group "Perry and the illiterates". however, many said that it thats not what the speech said and eventually, many different interpretations of the speech are collected and published in "Here's My 50 Cents 2: Got Change?" which includes a deeper analysis of the whole situation. a movie gets made which is directed by george lucas titled "Tour Bus" which details what MIGHT have happened to the trio. it got a 30% at rottentomatoes.com with many reviews saying that "the movie is implausible; where are the velociraptors?".

who was the driver?

professor plum. with the tour bus. on the tour.

[Life]

Originally Posted by Pastapiggy

heres a paradox

50 cent, katy perry, and lloyd banks are straight geeked and illin in their tour bus which is appropriately named "east of eden" after john steinbecks book. well, their bus flies off a bridge and crashes into the ground and they all die. now, all the members of the hip hop community mourn (or celebrate) their deaths and eventually, the news isnt that big/shocking anymore. well, later on in the year (the crash happened in february so like in october), a new CD from 50 cent is released. many people are baffled by this because it has new material. they think that it was just music he recorded before and his record company decided to release it however the record company says they were not aware of any new recordings. people start up theories on whether anyone in the tour bus died and those who say that no one did present evidence that the tour bus was NEVER found and that there was no investigation on what happened. eventually, someone publishes a book called "Here's My 50 Cents" where she discusses the crash and how it could have not happened, saying stuff like there was no bridge in the area the trio was headed to. eventually, a tv special is aired called "I kissed Katy Perry......and I liked it!" where a 30 year old man explains how he married katy perry 5 months after the crash and how she actually is alive and she just faked her death to avoid the public. after they examine the DNA of his wife, they find out that she isnt katy but she is RELATED to katy perry. the doctor who conducted this dna test said "this is the first time this has ever happened to me whatsup mtv). regarding banks, some students in a boarding school in england have claimed to have seen him buying alcohol at a store across the street from the school. some say that it was an imposter but the kids claim is was him saying "he had so much bling on he was like iron man".

so, 5 years after the incident, another cd is released from 50 cent, this time having a message. apparently, if you played the whole cd backwards, there was a long speech about how the three really never died and how they actually went into hiding to work on new work for their super group "Perry and the illiterates". however, many said that it thats not what the speech said and eventually, many different interpretations of the speech are collected and published in "Here's My 50 Cents 2: Got Change?" which includes a deeper analysis of the whole situation. a movie gets made which is directed by george lucas titled "Tour Bus" which details what MIGHT have happened to the trio. it got a 30% at rottentomatoes.com with many reviews saying that "the movie is implausible; where are the velociraptors?".

who was the driver?

2nd answer: maybe this isnt a paradox after i read it over it sounds like a question.

[MetalSilver]

Lol he never answered mine it just goes to show mine was just that epic :P x3

Originally Posted by sonicpokemon

professor plum. with the tour bus. on the tour.

[Life]

EPIC
* Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?
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* A girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead, the girl was never born. If she were never born, she never killed her grandmother.

[Veil]

Left and right went walking in the woods. Left went out to left of their Tent to search for some food. Right left left and turned right. Left had went left then turned right to exactly where right went and left left at. Left told right that was not right to go left and leave left right in the middle of nowhere.So right did the right thing and lead them out of the woods. Left's house is right of the left corner on right's house. If Left goes left and right goes right then they both go back and go around the oposite way of the first way they went in a circle where will they end up at?

[EpicPenguin]

Microsoft is the progenitor, yet the corruption.

People can see darkness.

Hitler was only doing what he thought was right, just like anyone else.