Today it has been recorded that a high speed chase between bikermen, and the excaped convict Barney himself!!! Barney vicously murdered baby seals when he swam out of Azkaban. He is on the loose, watch your children! He sings his infamous "I love you, you love me" song to lull the children into a trance, and then rapes them. Students from Hogwarts searched the skies for Barney, but no prevail!!!
The news for tomorrow will be...Thats right! We have news for today and tomorrow (It's incredibly credible!!!). It's like weather forcasts, but better!! Tomorrow a war between FC
, and Gaia will be held for some unknown reason...Pokemon, Nintendo characters will fight the Gaia avatars!! Sounds a little stange you might ask? Well thats because the fight was about drugs, and people are hallucinating. People are actually just crawling around on the street yelling insults at inaminate objects. For example someone throws their own cellphone screaming, "Take that you •••••••!!".
What everyone thinks is going on:
(XD Yes I do have too much time).