This is a classic forum game in which players make wishes, and then someone else grants them in a way that makes them horrible.
EXAMPLE:
I wish that I had a Tuna Sandwich.
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Granted: Its a poisoned tuna sandwich.
I wish for an X-buster.
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Granted, but you end up shooting yourself with it.
I wish for a super computer.
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Granted, but when you turn it on it explodes.
And so forth.
I shall start the craziness now.
I wish that my post count was higher.