Would you rather...?

[CMB]

(Basically, one posts two options and the next posts the answer and another two options)
(I'll start)

Would you rather be chased by a big dog (and probably be bitten) or don't have internet for one month?

[LJ16]

dont have internet for a month.

Would you rather smell like a used baby diaper all day during school, or run around town naked for an hour

[Ted5472]

Smell like a baby diaper.
Would you rather lose your arms or lose your legs?

[Jordy22]

that's sort of downing. since i have CP (if you're wondering what that is, this should help: Cerebral palsy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia) I would rather lose neither.
Would you rather get into a street brawl, or give piggy back rides to all the people in the United States?

[squigly]

get into a street brawl

would you rather get in a fight with chuck norris(and get punched by his beard-fist) or have to live next door to spongebob?

[Jordy22]

get into a street brawl

would you rather get in a fight with chuck norris(and get punched by his beard-fist) or have to live next door to spongebob?

i know it's somebody else's turn. I couldn't resist. live next door to spongebob.

[Bahamut]

i know it's somebody else's turn. I couldn't resist. live next door to spongebob.

(could you post the next two options?)

[CMB]

(could you post the next two options?)

Let me post...

Would you rather kiss Justin Bieber or a frog?

[Bahamut]

Let me post...

Would you rather kiss Justin Bieber or a frog?

Screw the Bieber! *Throws the frog at Justin Bieber, making the frog kiss the Bieber.*

Would you rather...eat a burger or a hot dog?

[Ted5472]

Eat a burger!
Would you rather be lost in the middle of a forest alone with no water or lost in the middle of a desert alone with no water?