many choose to let their emoticons do the thinking for them

[theBLUEBIRD]

Language skills is important, yes..!
And this thread is full of it.. Packed full..! Heheh, keep on flowing, Drunk!

[drunkardeli]

Originally Posted by theBLUEBIRD

Language skills is important, yes..!
And this thread is full of it.. Packed full..! Heheh, keep on flowing, Drunk!

mwahahahaaa!
;)Im aiming my eye cannon at you!

[metroidking22]

Originally Posted by Pastapiggy

i hate this thread

I agree with you!

[theBLUEBIRD]

Originally Posted by metroidking22

I agree with you!

Hahahahaha...!
Hohoho.. hihihiiii

[someguy]

to all of you who despise the dastardly drunkardeli and his words of wisdom, i have a few words for you..........i want to throw rotten eggs dipped in $%!@ and rolled in cracker crumbs at you....

[drunkardeli]

Originally Posted by Pastapiggy

i hate this thread

Originally Posted by metroidking22

I agree with you!

Dearly Beloved Readers,
Your devotion, unwaning. Your fanaticism, uncomparable. I cannot thank you enough for your loyal adoration of my gift- my post to you. It appears, void of any declaration, that subscriptions are up and past 100%. A phenominal figure that illustrates your undieing support, and a flagship of new interests in other people (cattle). It is with this great honor and command of such a devoted following that I, The Drunkard, lead us all not into unholy oblivion, but to a mortal fufilling life. The time is now- just as moses led the Israelites out of egypt 4000 years ago, that I lead you my disciples, and deliver you from the snares and entrapments of Furby addiction.
Do not be apprehensive- the first step is to admit you have a problem. And I am here to
A) exploit your problems for commercial purposes, and
B) help you.

Yes Pastapiggy, Furby addiction is a dire consequence of the foolish choices you've made, but are you not human? Is it not the esscence of humanity to excersise regret? But you and metroidking22 not only hurt yourselves with this terrible desease of Furby fondeling, your unsatisfying lust and unchecked consumerism for these Furbys has jepordizes the economy. Chinese manufacturers are baffled by your spending habits and the US just cannot keep pace with your over zealous binging. I realize you are recovering goat fondlers but developing such perverted relationships with Furbys is only a notch better. It's probably safer cause you can't get freaky animal deseases, but fettishes for toys is just not the answer.

(This is not Holy Lord Drunkard Elilonjeschietschlaoungu's opinion, but a collection of coincedental non linear thoughts strung together)

[lolwut]

I just realised that everything you say is a load of nonsense and has nothing to do with what you're talking about. Randomness lol

[drunkardeli]

I sometimes have points of interest I like to get across to my readers.

Dear #1 and #2,

I know you are wasting away- rotting from the inside from such an addiction. Despite all your efforts and drugs to stop this menace that is brainwashing you, I have found a cure! Sort of- you see it's kindof a tiny spear. And whenever you get close to a Furby and you have an impulse, you can just lance the Furby in the heart (cause they have feelings too)! Although messy, and potentially costly to replace all the slayed Furbys, I believe this is the only way possible to treat your sickness.

-Holy Lord Drunkard Elilonjeschietschlaoungu

[Jag]

Don't joke about witchcraft.

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[drunkardeli]

*_*To whom this may concern,

I have informed The Intergalactic Senate of your treachory, traitorous and total treason like acts of villiainy.

*_*Time runs short for you, spineless dog, as the fireballs are already en route to engulf you and everything in flames. Utilize your precious wasting time, and fondle your pet for the last time before death is upon you.