many choose to let their emoticons do the thinking for them

drunkardeli · **many choose to let their emoticons do the thinking for them -** 01-13-08

i have recently, unwittingly been subjected to the deep dark underworld of abbreviations and other sorts of witchcraft on this site. bewildered and confused i try to translate these cryptic messages with no success.
ive been told: ">:(" along with many other strange code words. some of which symbols, others seem to be some sort of slang. perhaps some form of prejudice slandor in some instances. or a prayer to their primitive gods to bring appeasment. all of these are plausible options and i cant rule anything out yet.
from my trials and tribulations of not only coaxing the ignoramuses to expell some of the strange vocabulary, but diciphering it as well, proves to be my greatest challenge yet.
some strange little girls i encountered spoke with a zealous arrogance. challenging me and my ownership. rabid vicous little creatures with overinflated egos badger and accuse me of being a coward. i pondered how to react- if i retort to brutally, the little girls will no doubt start to cry and flee to the dark recesses of its game hub. (tyouy knowr whoa un rt) it was as i feared- the little girl retreats and bitterly weeps because no one likes her. but i shall not let this setback deter me! i remain steadfast in my resolve!
i continue to delve deeper into this bizarre network of highly emotionally unstable creatures to discover the secret meanings of these codes and heiroglyphics.

drunkardeli · 03:49 PM

capn's log: brown, about a half foot

capn's journal: 1-21-08

i have crawled back leaving a trail of blood to my thread to post my tale of lust, passion, and betrayel to you dedicated 23 people who read this in the first place.
it was yesterday that i encountered upon my investigating of the homepage, a disgruntled mutilated furby shouting and screaming obscenities. blood and mud was clumped up, matted deep in its fur and the cursing furby was gripped by a madness. i discovered to my disgust that he was missing both a wing-like arm, and his left eye. nothing but hole of darkness and deep red mutilated flesh lined his eye now. but unlike his eye, his tiny little joke of an arm wouldnt cease bleeding- the wound was too grave.
i could see the circular nonsensable path the furby followed (much like in cartoons) was being filled in and smeared. a spray along the walls of everything as furby last moments are spent in an incoherently spewing blasphemies.
it was visibly evident that furby has lost a significant amount of blood. the puddle splashed and painted furby with red. the air was heavy- the aroma was unmistakenable. the surreal experience as furby is now in the throes of death.
whether from poor depth perception or severe blood loss, furby now is fumbling around, stupified, and helpless. its strength is waning as furby struggles to almost run- tripping over himself its as if all motor functions have been depleted.
he finally completely collapses in his puddle of blood. i rush to his side now, assured that he can't harm me in his state of incapacitation. as if a last ditch attempt furby, debilitated and on his side, desperately turns to the ground and begins to maniacly lap up his blood to replace what has been lost.
this goes on about... oh i dont know... 15 seconds or so.
exhausted, and quite calm for abandoning sanity just minutes earlier, furby accepts his death and hacks up blood and mucus as he wheezes, trying to get the breath to utter its last words.
furby looks at me, dazed and missing an eye, and softly speaks, "i cant beleive this crap passes for margaraine..."
he closes his eye. takes a few more breaths, and i watch life escape him.

i left the scene, blood on my hands and caked on my feet. thats exactly what he wanted too. it was all a setup, and my lust for knowledge has placed me in his crosshairs. i was on the trek to return to my thread to post my horrific event when everything went black...
(what a cliffhanger! but seriously this is getting to long...)

MATtheHAT · **Re: many choose to let their emoticons do the thinking for them -** 01-21-08

When you are writing your posts, there is a little box up on the right hand side with a little blue tick - its a spelling check, use it.

Bluestrat · **Re: many choose to let their emoticons do the thinking for them -** 01-21-08

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Originally Posted by MATtheHAT

When you are writing your posts, there is a little box up on the right hand side with a little blue tick - its a spelling check, use it.

Are you serious, that's what that is...wow.

PEGxPELVISxPETE · **Re: many choose to let their emoticons do the thinking for them -** 01-21-08

very calvin and hobbes
very bill waterson
i like your style

:cool:

drunkardeli · **Re: many choose to let their emoticons do the thinking for them -** 01-23-08

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Originally Posted by PEGxPELVISxPETE

very calvin and hobbes
very bill waterson
i like your style

:cool:

i bet you just wanna know more about the capn's log;)
well your in luck because ive decided to dedicate the next 10000posts to, and about, the capn's logs.
what color is it? is it a solid? if not whats the viscosity of it? is the aroma so repulsive it gags? can it be contained by the bathroom alone?
only a record of what and when he ate food will tell, so until that materializes out of nothing, ill just keep you posted and up to date as it unfolds live!