Friendcodes Forcast Episode 2: Will SuperRJ get his tounge unstuck from the litepole?

Zel-EX · 02:26 AM

Previously on Friendcodes forecast...

<Superrj>"My tounge is stuck to a lightpole!"

This is Double D, hosting the news edition. Previously, superrj seems to have gotten his tounge stuck to a lightpole. He claimed that his tounge was blessed by Yoshi, and that it's indestructable. His theory was indeed proven wrong when his "blessed" tounge attached itself to a lightpost on Cosgrove Avenue.

After sending our staff to fix this issue, RJ was shouting random slang words at the staff. Most of which were unable to understand, due to the fact of - well, you know.

The staff tried everything. Infractions, closed threads, but nothing seemed to work. If we didn't help soon, RJ's tounge will freeze permanently.

Finally, out of nowhere, JackAttack approached the scene. Lifting his fist in the air, he yelled "FALCON...". RJ's eyes opened wide, knowing what happens next. JackAttack, at the top of his lungs, screamed "PAUNCH!!!" and slammed RJ free of the lightpole.

"My mouth hurts," said RJ as we handed him the microphone. It seems that Jack did a great job.

That concludes the news.

meianleader

so u can solve all ur problems by falcon punching them

Tsun

This just in.

Tsun Punch > Falcon Punch.

However,

Falco Pawnn > Tsun Punch

Wolfie456

well it come off eventually but wit a little skin gone

JackAttack

I saved the day because I'm so awesome. :cool:

But you spelled PAUNCH wrong. :rofl:

Zel-EX

Bumped because I want to rub it in his face since he's online.

Rick

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkDave64

Previously on Friendcodes forecast...

<Superrj>"My tounge is stuck to a light pole!"

This is Double D, hosting the news edition. Previously, superrj seems to have gotten his tongue stuck to a light pole. He claimed that his tongue was blessed by Yoshi, and that it's indestructible. His theory was indeed proven wrong when his "blessed" tongue attached itself to a light post on Cosgrove Avenue.

After sending our staff to fix this issue, RJ was shouting random slang words at the staff. Most of which were unable to understand, due to the fact of - well, you know.

The staff tried everything. Infractions, closed threads, but nothing seemed to work. If we didn't help soon, RJ's tongue will freeze permanently.

Finally, out of nowhere, JackAttack approached the scene. Lifting his fist in the air, he yelled "FALCON...". RJ's eyes opened wide, knowing what happens next. JackAttack, at the top of his lungs, screamed "PAUNCH!!!" and slammed RJ free of the light pole.

"My mouth hurts," said RJ as we handed him the microphone. It seems that Jack did a great job.

That concludes the news.

It was blessed. I just forgot to put on the batteries.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JackAttack

I saved the day because I'm so awesome. :cool:

But you spelled PAUNCH wrong. :rofl:

Thank you for randomly saving me from a tonguesicle.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkDave64

Bumped because I want to rub it in his face since he's online.

Fine, but what happens next?