I found this on lol.com and thought it would be lol to post it. =P I Answered this one for fun, and if you want to just go over my answers and do it.
Redneck Driver’s Application
Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.
Last name: Supercalafragilisticexpialadochis?
First name: [] Billy-Bob [] Bobby-Sue [] Billy-Joe [] Bobby-Jo [] Billy-Ray [] Bobby-Ann [] Billy-Sue [] Bobby-Lee [] Billy-Mae [] Bobby-Ellen [] Billy-Jack [x] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue
Age: (if unsure, guess) 12 Sex: []M [x]F [_]None Shoe Size: 8 Left 8 Right Occupation: [] Farmer [] Mechanic [] Hair Dresser [] Waitress [x] Un-employed [] Dirty Politician
Spouse’s Name: DUNNO 2nd Spouse’s Name: DUNNO 3rd Spouse’s Name: DUNNO Lover’s Name: Jest (nick name yer) 2nd Lover’s Name: wut
Relationship with spouse: [] Sister [] Aunt [] Brother [] Uncle [] Mother [] Son [] Father [] Daughter [] Cousin [x] Pet
Number of children living in household: 1 Number of children living in shed: 87 Number of children that are yours: 0
Mother’s Name: mae Father’s Name: billy
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed) If you obtained a higher education what was your major? [] 5th grade [x] 6th grade
Do you [x] own or [] rent your mobile home?
Vehicles you own and where you keep them: 2 Total number of vehicles you own 2 Number of vehicles that still crank 2 Number of vehicles in front yard 1 Number of vehicles in back yard 1 Number of vehicles on cement blocks
Age you started drivin (If over 10 are you are still slow lerrnin ? [x] Yes [] No)
Firearms you own and where you keep them: x truck x kitchen x bedroom x bathroom/outhouse x shed _ pawnshop
Model and year of your pickup: 194
Do you have a gun rack? [] Yes [x] No; If no, please explain: gtfrthyuytcrtufy
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: [] The National Enquirer [] The Globe [] TV Guide [] Soap Opera Digest [] Rifle and Shotgun [] Bassmasters
11 Number of times you’ve seen a UFO 2 Number of times you’ve seen Elvis 1 Number of times you’ve seen Elvis in a UFO
How often do you bathe: [_] Weekly [_] Monthly [x] Not Applicable
How many teeth in YOUR mouth? 5 Color of teeth: [] Yellow [] Brownish-Yellow [] Brown [] Black [x] N/A
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: [] Red-Man [x] Skoal
How far is your home from a paved road? [_] 1 mile [_] 2 miles [x] don’t know
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