1001 Excuses for NOT doing your homework

[JakeO]

803. I was head-banging and my head fell off (hands teacher the head) you can have it

[jose2777]

804:we needed kindling for our bbq

[R1kk1]

805:

So's your face.

So's your face always works.

[jamesbob006]

806: ma a** explodafied

[Wolfie456]

Originally Posted by jamesbob006

806: ma a** explodafied

807] I DRANK ANAL VOLCANO =O

[Marinakaye]

807) *points at teachers face* EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*

[Oshimama]

808.)Um...who we talkin about?
809.)Homework is such a big word
810.)Does not compute. I recieved insufficient data. Abort! Abort!

I actually used 809. and got more homework and a call home.

[Nintenster]

811. You may have my grades but *rips off teachers face* I have your face
812. It hissed at me
813. It gave me a paper cut so i gave it a scissor cut in return
814. I crumpled it up and kicked it so hard that it flew to houston landed on a rocket and blew it up, then it took off to new york where it sank a few boats which made people angry so they kicked it to california where it hit the san andreas fault caused a 10.0 earthquake that caused hawaii to come back to mainland and now that hawaii is closer i took a vacation there but hawaii found out i started it and kicked me to australia where i hit my head on the sidney opera house after i woke up i found my self sailing to madagascar where i had to catch a broken plane that dropped me in africa so i transformed into michael phelps and swam back to florida meanwhile crumpled up hw continued wreaking havoc upon others, this time he was in the artic circle attacking santa but was defeated by rudolf who sent back to my house when i got home he stormed in smashing everything insight until he saw me then went triple berserk so i appologized and we made up......then i threw him in the trash cuz he had a smudge

[Wolfie456]

815] THAT WAS HOMEWORK I THOUGHT IT WAS FOR NACHOS

[Nintenster]

816. im endangered so i couldnt do it
817. it said "0/0" so i did and your family was erased from history