I would be some kind of lone-chef..that would have some kind of magical justu,
(using ketchup and mustard) to summon food themed monsters,and food themed weapons,my evil nemesis would be some kind of fat,obese man with grease stains..that eats everyone's food..I would have the quietness of solid snake,the brute force of Vegeta, the heart of a Kirby,and the brainpower of a old sage..