Birds Turn People into Criminals

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Originally Posted by cheeze

Well, at least the bird was dead this time. So we can rule out 'terrorist bird'.

....right? >_>

Nope, the birds had the man under their control.

Originally Posted by Pokemonrock

Birds=Terrorists? Hey, at least no one died like on 9-11.

yet

Originally Posted by Moonchild

Uh-oh, I own three pet birds....

>_> I think their glaring at my donut.

RUN foo run for your life if you value it!

Originally Posted by SockPuppet

I belong to a secret poultry organization run by Colonel Sanders.

It's not a secret if we (now) know about it (I think)

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the sad thing is that he may have gotten away if he didn't call himself in.
wouldn't that be awesome for bragging rights??
"Yeah. I broke into a cafe using nothing but a chicken, and some rocks, what did YOU do?"