All right, FC, do you have any words of wisdom to share? Maybe tips or tricks you've learned in life that could help others? Seriously, anything goes.
Here are a few tips and tricks I've picked up.
How to cure hiccups: Take a glass of water, bend over, and lift your head up. Drink the water. This works because it stretches your esophagus.
When you're given a napkin or coaster with an excessively wet drink (condensation), sprinkle salt on it. It will cease to lift up with your drink.
A couple of grains of rice in a salt shaker will absorb moisture and keep the salt from turning into a miniature brick. This is commonly practiced in Hawaii, due to the humidity.
When playing rock paper scissors, 90% of humanity goes scissors on first turn.
Old gypsy secret: If you're ever constipated, blow on your wrists, it helps you relax, and loosens your bowels. Warm breath works better than cold breath.
If you want the freshest breath ever, use a really strong mint mouthwash like Listerine until you can't bear it anymore, then immediately rinse out your mouth with the hottest water you can stand.
When taking a large poop, lay a piece of toilet paper in the toilet prior to going, this will reduce splashing and noise. Masters of the trade know this technique as the "fireman's blanket".
To avoid the 'smell cloud' effect when somebody walks past you in a corridor: Before you put a top on, spray your cologne three times in the air in front of you and then walk through it. People will still smell it when they get close but not if they're standing behind you in a queue.
You can light matches with glass windows.
Use lighter fluid to remove sticky stuff, such as price labels or stickers.
For a cheap cure for heartburn, take a level teaspoon of baking soda, and mix it into half a glass/a glass of water. Drink.
Also: Baking soda is amazing in every single way. Get some.
If you run out of shaving cream, use conditioner. It works, and makes the shave smooth.
You know those little paper cups for ketchup they have at fast food places? The sides are like fans, and they can be expanded by pressing them outward. This can increase the amount of ketchup the cup can hold by roughly double.
When eating a banana, most people open it from the stem. But sometimes it's too flaccid and causes the banana to mush up. The best way to open a banana is to use the opposite side. Just pinch it together. This is also how monkeys do it.
Keep your toothbrush at least 3 meters away from your toilet, or in a drawer. When flushing, tiny particles of STUFF will stick to your toothbrush.
Firefox shortcut for fast Googling: To Google something, highlight the text to be googled, hold Ctrl and press c (copy), t (new tab), k (puts your cursor in the google search field), v (paste) and enter.
Hmm.. well not really =/ My tips are not full of wisdom like your tips are XD All I do is try to be happy all the time, and try to look at the good in every situation =| So not really anything helpful xD
Hmm.. well not really =/ My tips are not full of wisdom like your tips are XD All I do is try to be happy all the time, and try to look at the good in every situation =| So not really anything helpful xD
My tips are mostly factual things, but your tips are also valuable.
Seriously, any advice of any kind is welcome on this thread. Anything goes.
Well, I also have:
Even though green is awesome, snow should not be eaten if it that color.
And be nice to people OR I'LL COME AND CUT YOU!!
And always follow the golden rule b^^d
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