Guilty Pleasures

[Soviet]

What are some of your guilty pleasures? We all have them. Explain what they are in detail, and why you have them.

Two of my guilty pleasures are in my signature. Yes, I am a Trekkie. But then again, when I grew up, it was popular. I also enjoy Pee Wee Herman because he is so comedic and supar kool. I also grew up watching him on Television.

Another one of my guilty pleasures is yelling really really loudly when people aren't in the room. I also like to bite the heals of my feet when no one's looking. Sometimes I wash my hands until they bleed. I have been known to talk to stuffed animals and make real connections to them. Once, I transposed the Bible to one hundred Inuit dialects, just for fun. One of my other guilty pleasures is trying to stuff as many Gerber brand baby meat sticks into my mouth as I can under twenty seconds. Other times, I tend to hang raw, dead chickens from my ceiling in my room. It is not unlikely for me to sleep with my neighbor's farm animals. People have reported that I maim and eat small children who get too near me. I enjoy going up to strangers, asking them personal questions, then stealing their wigs and running.

So what are yours?

[Gilger]

I scream when no one is around, too. Great minds think alike, huh buddy?

[Wario]

Wow you have listed all my dreams and goals I wish to do in life:eek:

[Flightbolt]

Beating noobs at SSBM, making fun of the lower grade levls, kicking people when their down... (jk) And watching fat people run while i throw eggs at them :D. (true)

[Wario]

Throwing a cream pie at my teacher on the last day of school.
This has been my most guilty pleasure of all I'd say
since everyone hated the guy.

[Nosely]

i have many. They mostly include tv, video games, girls, and candy. Sometimes at the same time too. I enjoy candy such as chocolate, candy, candy, candy, candy, and chocolate. i like to watch alot of tv, and my favorites are robot chicken, celebrity deathmatch, and of course, pee wees playhouse! I like girls. Lol who doesnt? I like nintendo stuff, AND sony stuff. Im not a fanboy. xbox stuff just doesnt intrigue me. I u saw my stack of games, u would be in shock. Sometimes i hide under my bed, and stack all of my games on top of me and go to sleep. Alot of times im kinda like alt, and i bake my head in the stove for hours. I enjoy the warmth of my head sizzling like a pizza...

Now for my biggest guilty pleasure!!! Kittens!!!! Kitties, cats, kittens, anything that says meow, and has fur, i like!!!! But kittens are no fun when they dont have their guns!! Flamethrowers, ak's, rocket launchers, rifles, pistols, shotguns, grenades, anything tht has a trigger and goes boom!!!!! KITTENS AND GUNS ARE MY GUILTY PLEASURES!!!:D :D

i like to go outside run around naked then jump on a pogo stick while screaming ima hamster....ima hamster........

[Wario]

Kittens don't have guns aye?

[Frostbite]

lets see my are um talking about initial d to much um like chaos making fun of 6th graders (im in 7nth) um beating on my brother alot probably alot more

[Nosely]

i never really tell ppl my deepest pleasures, but my DEEPEST pleasures are kciking puppies, and eating babies. Yup u all know now. Now to head for mexico!!!!