I flip tables and the floor turns into lava.
I am usually very calm with people. It is hard to make me angry, but not as hard to agitate me. Most people have a hard time distinguishing agitation from anger, so someone may appear mad but they may only be agitated.
What angers me is when someone is being unreasonable and complains to other people about what happened between me and that individual, if you can't deal with me on your own leave others out of it.
Sometimes I relax by watching television or listening to music. Drinking a nice, cold glass of water also calms me down (and sometimes tea). I'm not a person who gets angry easily though; as I grow older, I understand the difference between the little things and the big things, and I know getting angry at the little things just isn't worth it.
Whenever I'm feeling extra strong in one emotion, I use it for my book. Happiness, sadness, anger--they all help the book be more dramatic.
I'm short temered. I used to be worse though about a year or two ago. When I get mad I usually get away from all people and go somewhere by myself and just think about stuff through. Or if a person is annoying me or making me mad I'll straight out tell them. Since there's no reason to hide it.