I'm rather on the popular side, and apparently quite the liar, so I told my friends and stuff that I was moving to Detroit at the end of the month.
A good few people believed it, some caught on immediately.
However, a good friend of mine since middle school believed it.
Tsun: Jared, I've told you I loved you, right?
Jared: Yeah, what's up?
Tsun: I've got some bad news.
Jared: Uh-oh, what is it?
Tsun: I'm ing moving, man.
Jared: Holy , there's no way.
Tsun: End of the month, man. This ing sucks.
Jared: Where to?
Tsun: Detroit. -I then walked away, angry-seeming-
Then Jared talked to my friend Dave, and apparently the conversation went something like this:
Jared: Dude, did you hear Kiley's bad news?
Dave: Yeah man, it ing sucks, but did you hear his good news?
Jared: What's that?
Dave: What day is it?
Jared: ...That .