Ok, so i'm minding my own buissnes at the mall, and I was eating a salad. So this fat guy walks up to me and said "I hate you skinny people. Always showing off your skinny figure, It just sickens me.", So I said "Mr, maybe if you cut off on the big macs, maybe you'd be skinny." So then he but a burger in front of my face and said "Well maybe if you stop eating salads, you would be big and strong like me." So I just got up and walked away... Other than that, my day was great!
Personaly, I hate burgers... ew,..