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    Marijuana Deliveryman Tells Cops Ninjas Stole his Weed

    You read it right, folks!
    A medical marijuana deliveryman called the cops on Friday night claiming that he had been attacked by ninjas who stole his weed. (And if you're wondering about the logistics of such an attack, you're obviously not one of his customers). "As [the deliveryman] was going back to his vehicle, he was approached by two subjects in ninja costumes who chased him," West Covina (CA) police Lt. Alan Henley said. The deliveryman cliamed the ninjas also took a bag of pot and money that he dropped. In our new favorite police statement of the year, the West Covina cops said they were unaware "of any other crimes involving suspects dressed as ninjas." And cue the Ashton Kutcher film adaptation in 3...2...
    Source: Marijuana deliveryman tells cops ninjas stole his weed - msnNOW

    Just awesome, I knew ninjas still existed!!!

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    Re: Marijuana Deliveryman Tells Cops Ninjas Stole his Weed

    Um, lol......

    Ninja -> Assassin -> Hashishin

    Makes perfect sense!
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    Re: Marijuana Deliveryman Tells Cops Ninjas Stole his Weed

    IT'S SO DAMN SAD.
    SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP THESE WEED NINJAS.
    I SEE THEM EVERYWHERE MAN. EVERYWHERE.
    WHOA MAN.
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    Re: Marijuana Deliveryman Tells Cops Ninjas Stole his Weed

    That's a really terrible thing to happen. What a shame that innocent people have to be attacked by the bad ones.

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    Re: Marijuana Deliveryman Tells Cops Ninjas Stole his Weed

    Nice find on the article. So is this what ninjas have been degraded to...? -_-
    Crimes these days are just getting more and more bizarre.
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    Re: Marijuana Deliveryman Tells Cops Ninjas Stole his Weed

    Ninjas for hire of course, there's also the Ask Ninja guy, don't think Ninjas won't or can't do any job, they'll prove you wrong. :)

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    Re: Marijuana Deliveryman Tells Cops Ninjas Stole his Weed

    Wow...just wow...

    What, now the cops are going to track down some ninjas for a guy that is delivering narcotics XD

    There is a ninja for every occasion, lol.

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    Re: Marijuana Deliveryman Tells Cops Ninjas Stole his Weed

    That really sucks.


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    Re: Marijuana Deliveryman Tells Cops Ninjas Stole his Weed

    Haha good way to start my morning. Darn ninjas. Someone's gotta do something about them.

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    Re: Marijuana Deliveryman Tells Cops Ninjas Stole his Weed

    The fact people actually dressed up as Ninjas is what makes this so beautiful. Though I feel bad about that poor defenseless weed.

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