ZeroMercy

If you're like me - a typical teenage male, then you love explosions. And what better way to make legal explosives that aren't dangerous, but just as epic - compression of vinegar and baking soda.

I have been making bombs like these since, like, 5th grade. But after going to Wal-Mart, something caught my eye. Well, the Coca-cola company is selling coke bottles with a unique ornament shape. They are round, large as your hand, and just BEG for me to detonate them.

I bought...

Well, we all know those famous-shaped cookies that we all get at Chinese restaurants .It seems as though EVERY TIME I crack open a fortune cookie, it is either true, or forshadows a future event that turns out to be true. Here, I'll even share the past few fortunes a cracked open. Thy are not in chronological order, but they are at different times.

"You are talanted in many ways."
I am a genious musician, and hardcore gamer.

"Long-distance relationships...

To give you guys a better understanding on who I am, I wrote this blog entry.

Physical
My name is Dave, and I am 14 years of age. My race is prodominantly German, with a few bits of other Euro-American. I am 6'1", and I weigh about 155 pounds. My hair is a light brown, styled in a crew-cut. My eyes are dark green. My voice is deep.

Interests
I love playing video games, mainly Nintendo. I love music of many kinds; listening, playing, and composing....

So, I decided to post a blog entry describing my mains. Big deal.

Main #1: Ike
Probably my best character. My only problem is that I use his over-B a bit much.

#2: Link
I'm good with Link, and I can pull off some good combos. I'm trying to break the habit of using his up-smash too much. I don't really "spam" the move, but I use it too frequently.

#3: Mario
I'm good with Mario, and I've nearly mastered his f-air spike. I...

Couple of weeks ago, my history teacher told me that my 'stache was getting too long. I ignored him. XD

Today, he told me to shave, or I'll go to In School Suspension. So, I bought a razor, borrowed some of my friend's shaving gel, and went to the bathroom. I applied the gel, waited about 15 seconds, and carefully shaved away at my simple peach fuzz. Which, by the way, is only visible to a certain light angle. XP

Drag, release. Drag release. It was easier than I thought......