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Okay so today me and like 15 people had a Paintball tournament... Our team lost :(
But still it was fun!
Conversations:
Me: Hey dude you know you shouldnt wear clothes you will need cause they'll get painted right?
Chris: OMG NOW YOU TELL ME!
Me: You should know that! It's why it's Paintball!
Chris: ... Do you really think I wouldnt know to do that?
Me:...
Chris:...
Mike:......
But still it was fun!
Conversations:
Me: Hey dude you know you shouldnt wear clothes you will need cause they'll get painted right?
Chris: OMG NOW YOU TELL ME!
Me: You should know that! It's why it's Paintball!
Chris: ... Do you really think I wouldnt know to do that?
Me:...
Chris:...
Mike:......
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Hey Everyone! I am a PSP Homebrew Develepor! And I am making something called a Death Light for the PSP and all those people who want to get a new PSP from Sony if theirs isn't working correctly!
Heres what it does!
1. Over heats the PSP
2. Makes it not boot up (Or work at all for that matter)
3. You will now be able to call sony and say your PSP isn't working without having to get your PSP taken from you!
I don't know when this will be...
Heres what it does!
1. Over heats the PSP
2. Makes it not boot up (Or work at all for that matter)
3. You will now be able to call sony and say your PSP isn't working without having to get your PSP taken from you!
I don't know when this will be...
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