RAWR.

I am not amused.

I place an ebil cursed percentange on your profile!!!!

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HAH THERE. WANT MORE?

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HAHAHAH. I CANNOT BE STOPPED.

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I'm ashamed of myself right now, but...I eated it. :o(

I'll get you one soon, though. I promise!

You still owe me half a grape.

You must really wanna eat me. That's the 2nd time you've said that to me.

An ebil pickle jar, hmm? There can only be one! And the powers above have graced only you with such an existence.

Feel special.

*GASP*

I would NEVER do something like that to you!

...I'D MUCH RATHER EAT YOU MYSELF.

I'M A PICKLE JAR, RAWR. I WILL CAPTURE YOU AND MAKE YOU SWIM IN BRINE FOR I AM EBIL.

I'm a cucumber
I'm a cucumber
I'm a cucumber
I'm a cucumber
I'm a cucumber
I'm a cucumber
Please don't send me to the pickle farm!

~sigh~ Fine.

But I can only afford one and a half grapes. That's my limit.

But that's my price. I cant go any lower, what with the rising cost of lemur tails.

Besides, do you want to put that monkey to simian college or not?

3 extra grapes?...Dude, that's a bit steep.

Hmm... I see your watermelon and raise you...

Two goats and half a turnip. Take it or leave it.

(I can raise it to two turnips and half a goat if you add 3 extra grapes to the deal.)