EMOS BIG AND SMALL ACROSS THE GLOBE ARE DRINKING...SIPA-BLOOD!
That's right! It's o-so popular among emos, goths, and adnormals! If ur not drinking Sipa-Blood, then u shouldn't be alive! Or, maybe, the other way around. But that's beside the point! Sipa-Blood is gar-un-teed to cause the following:
Dismay
Bleeding
A Feeling to Commit Suicide