My list xD:
Magikarp
1. He Fails Bad.
2. Looks like Feebas.
3. He is "magik".
4. He looks like a king with that gold thing on his head.
5. Mental problems

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6. He has the looks of a rapist. xD
7. Reminds me of drugs (Weed)
Feebas
1. Fails...
2. Looks like a girl version of magikarp.
3. He looks like some dried piece of fish.
4. Reminds me of poo.
5. Reminds me of drugs (Cocaine)
Now my list is officailly complete. YAAAY!