No!
Not the children!
Why grammar?!
Why the children?!
Quick children, to arms!
You must all use all the horrible grammar you can think of.
End your sentences with prepositions, capitalize random words mid-sentence, ignore all spelling mistakes and all forms of punctuation, even type in 1337 if you must. tell Dani to stfu then lol and rofl in her face. End every formless un-punctuated random statement with an equally random smiley.
i'll begin...
rOfl DAnI u R teH graMmir NeWB

:eek: I R teh MastAr
gRAmar FTL XD:eek::rofl: